I have let my whole family know that I want my body donated to a body farm, where forensic scientists determine how long it takes for a body to decompose in various situations. I do this just to creep everyone out, but added bonus that I could totally become a zombie.
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That’s a way of seeing the afterlife
Pfizer like this
Agree
Tha’s some good supportive undergarmenting…
This is great. My first laugh all day. 🙂
zombie is temporary, tree is for life
I have let my whole family know that I want my body donated to a body farm, where forensic scientists determine how long it takes for a body to decompose in various situations. I do this just to creep everyone out, but added bonus that I could totally become a zombie.
This reminds me, I need to go back and re-read Speaker for the Dead.
Meanwhile, Ents.
Feeling like shit because you can’t find brains or just chillin with no problems, I know what I’m choosing
Are we gonna ignore how he been dead for a while that tree growed. And she only look slightly decomposed?
I actually looked this up for D&D purposes but apparently cremation ashes are bad for plants because of the high amount of salt in them.
If I become a zombie, I want to turn into a mutated one and cause havoc against survivors