I’ve had jeans like that for like more than 6 months and I’m seriously starting to consider buying a new pair because I’m afraid people are gonna notice at work if the gap keeps getting bigger.
i walked behind the server rack at work a while back. the telco board had random nails on it, which caught my slacks, and ripped them from **crotch to knee.**
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had to hold my pants together and crab waddle over to my manager and let them know i kinda needed to urgently head home to change.
Honey pull my finger
Did someone taint punch you?
No, really, thanks. I’m fine.
Plot twist there is no underwear
How high up did you go when you farted? Ever have beans? What did they do for your trajectory?
Lucky you had underwear
Your boyfriend wanted easy access.
Move along folks, nuttin to see here. Shows ovah!
I have the same pants… not the brand or size, but the hole. It’s a common occurrence in my jeans it seems.
But, I still wear em and anyone who looks between my legs deserves the horrid sight they receive.
Plot twist: it’s a work bathroom and it’s not even lunch hour.
Also, is this how chaps were invented?
It’s cheaper than installing air conditioning
I’ve ruined many a pair of pants and shorts like that.
It’s called “air ventilation” and it’s AMAZING.
I rather not
Bro must’ve had sulfuric acid farts. You need a biohazard sign on your ass
Flame resistant my ass.
Assless chaps training pants.
OP you let one really rip huh ?
kancho
Did Logan go through your asshole ?
That must have been a massive fart
Thanks, but I’d rather not.
With that hole, why even bother to pull your pants down?
I get this a lot as well. I just always say my balls are corrosive.
how small is the bathroom where the opposing wall to the toilet is 8 inches away? Must be one of those what do you call them… powder rooms?
Waffle House has Found its new host
When I was. Kid it was always my knees wearing out in my jeans.
Now it’s always the crotch.
What gives?
The old poop shoot
That was a hell of a fart
No. No I should not.
I’ve had jeans like that for like more than 6 months and I’m seriously starting to consider buying a new pair because I’m afraid people are gonna notice at work if the gap keeps getting bigger.
Serious question, is your junk just hanging flat down when you wear those pants? Assuming you are a men of course.
They are definitely distressed, they’ll sell for a markup.
Puts the phrase ‘letting one rip’ into perspective
Lucky, I wish I could take a shit without taking my trousers off
For anyone who needs this – the thighs are probably too tight.
If you’re pear shaped you need to buy a wider waist and use a belt.
Otherwise you’ll get holes forming in the crotch region.
ah the new free flow jeans are out I see…
What in tarnation came down this man’s chute?!
i walked behind the server rack at work a while back. the telco board had random nails on it, which caught my slacks, and ripped them from **crotch to knee.**
​
had to hold my pants together and crab waddle over to my manager and let them know i kinda needed to urgently head home to change.
​
i am most impressed with your farts, however!
Fast fashion claims another victim
Prob Choked fulla shit
It’s OK, bro, reddit is inclusive.
Misleading title.
You COULD see my underwear.
Wolverine…flame resistant
Not enough…