Is this Texas? They always have good signs. Around Halloween they had stuff like “Hocus Pocus Drive with Focus” or “Don’t drink the witches brew, drive sober”
My dad wasn’t a cat, but I swear he had nine lives. One time while talking to him, I told him that and started counting the times where he was very close to death due to health issues and pulled through or he was half a second away from a horrible accident (he was a private pilot). We were up to about six and he made me stop.
Oh, he also drove a car off a cliff in either WV or KY and walked away from it.
I want to ask “are there people so fuckin stupid they don’t wear a seatbelt?” but just today I was behind a somewhat erratic driver who was watching a movie on their phone while driving.. so I can answer my own question: yes there are stupid people everywhere.
Great signage. I remember in high school, they had some annual driver awareness week. They showed horrific car accidents on a TV by the gym.
Maybe. On the internet nobody can tell if you’re a cat.
Is this Texas? They always have good signs. Around Halloween they had stuff like “Hocus Pocus Drive with Focus” or “Don’t drink the witches brew, drive sober”
Maureen Ponderosa disagrees.
I have yet to find the buckle on my motorcycle.
How do you know I’m not?
But I am a pussy.
*causes catastrophic accident while laughing at a road sign*
buckle up or we will take $250 from you. good luck paying rent this month. tee hee. heres a joke about a cat
[I am not a cat](https://youtu.be/s-frHneo95k)
I mean, I am a pussy.
Purrfect sign
I identify as a cat. It gives me cover for being an a–hole.
My dad wasn’t a cat, but I swear he had nine lives. One time while talking to him, I told him that and started counting the times where he was very close to death due to health issues and pulled through or he was half a second away from a horrible accident (he was a private pilot). We were up to about six and he made me stop.
Oh, he also drove a car off a cliff in either WV or KY and walked away from it.
He passed in 2018. I miss him. I miss mom too!
I’m also not a compass, yet I still navigate the road.
[Classic SNL would like a word with your manager.](https://youtu.be/5fvsItXYgzk)
u don’t kno me sine
Uhhh there are some kids that shit in the litter boxes at school that would like to disagree with you.
That’s not true! I was driving today and in the lane next to me there was three cats driving a car.
One to steer and one for gas and one for brakes and NONE of them were wearing a seatbelt.
I don’t know I once saw a lawyer claim he wasn’t a cat but he sure looked like a cat to me.
How dare they assume my species
I might be cat..u don’t know
How do you know?
There’s somebody driving with the last name ‘Katz’
Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumping around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
Toonses laughs at you.
I want to ask “are there people so fuckin stupid they don’t wear a seatbelt?” but just today I was behind a somewhat erratic driver who was watching a movie on their phone while driving.. so I can answer my own question: yes there are stupid people everywhere.
>I am Astar. A robot from planet danger. I can put my arm back on. You can’t. So play safe.
My furrsona says otherwise. Bigot.
That’s only going to embolden cats.
How do you think the Furries would react?
[Top Gun with a cat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3rQ3328Tok)
Message received
Did you just assume my species?!
Had to hit the brakes to be able to read the sign. Apologies to all those who crashed and burned horribly behind me.
Did you just assume my gender bro?
Am I?
*buckle it up, buckle it up, buckle it up or you’ll dieee*
Great idea to put a big distracting sign that takes focus to read above a big busy motorway 💀💀
Toonces drives by and sneers.
Yes its me