God: “Seriously? Fucking spiders and snakes island??? The fuck you bald apes think you’re doing over there?? You can’t fucking walk down the beach without worrying about a venomous rock looking monster and if you try to swim you’re likely to get eaten by a shark! Why! Won’t! You! Leave!”
I was just thinking of this exact situation today actually. Like what would I do if I was at work and I got a call that there was a snake in the house?
I’d probably leave for the rest of the day. Then depending on if it was a nasty snake or a good snake would determine killing it then and there or trying to get it out of the house. I don’t want to kill on the carpet, but I will if I have to.
But if it’s just like a garden snake I would have sympathy. I know it must have taken a wrong turn and it’s scared, confused, and lost. If it was a deadly viper though I would assume it infiltrated the house with a motive to kill me and my family and it would have to be eradicated immediately, regardless of the damage done to the house.
All this to say, if this happened in Australia, it wouldn’t even be a thought. I’d go home, grab the sanek around the throat, and maybe get bitten a time or two but just absorb that shit into my soul and chuck the snake in a bush and carry about my day.
Have had a colleague(Queenslander) message that they went to grab the washing from outside (seperate building to the house) between meetings. Had to cancel that idea as a snake had decided it was now their laundry. Welcome to Aus
This is a knife
Why doesn’t he just call his kangaroo over to get rid of the snake? Amateur Aussie!
❗️
Aussie Aussie oi oi oi
I thought the dinner-plate sized spiders kept the snakes out of the house.
Well, that’s awfully nice of the snake to protect their home while they go out.
I’m convinced god’s pissed people live there.
God: “Seriously? Fucking spiders and snakes island??? The fuck you bald apes think you’re doing over there?? You can’t fucking walk down the beach without worrying about a venomous rock looking monster and if you try to swim you’re likely to get eaten by a shark! Why! Won’t! You! Leave!”
He’s not stepping out *because* of the snake at home. He’s stepping out and feels comfortable leaving his home in the safe not-hands of the snake.
I was just thinking of this exact situation today actually. Like what would I do if I was at work and I got a call that there was a snake in the house?
I’d probably leave for the rest of the day. Then depending on if it was a nasty snake or a good snake would determine killing it then and there or trying to get it out of the house. I don’t want to kill on the carpet, but I will if I have to.
But if it’s just like a garden snake I would have sympathy. I know it must have taken a wrong turn and it’s scared, confused, and lost. If it was a deadly viper though I would assume it infiltrated the house with a motive to kill me and my family and it would have to be eradicated immediately, regardless of the damage done to the house.
All this to say, if this happened in Australia, it wouldn’t even be a thought. I’d go home, grab the sanek around the throat, and maybe get bitten a time or two but just absorb that shit into my soul and chuck the snake in a bush and carry about my day.
But I’m not Australian
Leave a message with the snake if you need me
Snake? Are you home yet? Snake? SNAAAAAAAKE!!!!
I met a bartender in Aruba named Snake.
Good guy.
Have had a colleague(Queenslander) message that they went to grab the washing from outside (seperate building to the house) between meetings. Had to cancel that idea as a snake had decided it was now their laundry. Welcome to Aus
“Oy ya cunt snake!!”
HES ON SNAKE-O!
I once had to do that on a call as I had a bear at my door (I live in Vermont). I had people IM’ing me who didn’t even make the call that day!
Canadian version is bear in yard.
“Hello, is this Dave?”
“No, thiss is Snakey.”