8 years… 8 years of pure work it put in. 8 years of being the extension of you. 8 years together. Apparently 2 chocolate labs. 8 years and countless hours. You could have purchased a new, but you said nah this has a certain charm to it. Rest easy PS4 controller you did well.
Holy shit. Please tell me you have another one to use
Did you chew on it?
“Authentic Battle Damage!”
Please put that controller out of it misery.
this feels illegal
i have to pour alcohol down my right analog stick every day or else it will automatically start to turn left all the time
“STOP HITTING WITH IT, ITS ALREADY DEAD?!!”
This is someones FIFA pad, I’m telling you.
That’s not a happy retirement, that’s a shallow grave
*controller for sale lightly used, like new*
Boss I’m tired.
You have strong grip!
Fucking hell. Do you use it as a personal defense weapon when not gaming?
-gags-
Don’t litter
I had a ps4 controllwr for 7 years and it still perfect.
U probably had rage moments and damage it
This should’ve happened long ago
I think it missed retirement already ._.
***”Sir… I don’t feel so good…c..can you play with me? One last time, like we’re back in the ol days.”***
Hey bro you got a spare controller? The spare controler:
Wtf? Did you use that thing to tunnel out of Shawshank?
“I didn’t hear no bell.”
Love it! Too many people would just throw it away and buy a new one instead of run it to the ground. Good job getting the most out of it!
Let me guess, dogs?
8 years… 8 years of pure work it put in. 8 years of being the extension of you. 8 years together. Apparently 2 chocolate labs. 8 years and countless hours. You could have purchased a new, but you said nah this has a certain charm to it. Rest easy PS4 controller you did well.
How many times did you clean that thing in 8 years?
The fun fact is that you could just replace the plastic and buttons (cheap stuff) and it would be new again
It looks like it’s trying to become one with the counter.
F
Give that thing a hero’s funeral
Yeah, have a good retirement, in the trashcan…
Can I sleep now, boss?
Seriously, my controller is just as old as yours and still works and looks brand new
this was a toxic relationship, glad your pad finally got out in “one” piece.
Retirement?? I wish your PS4 controller a happy death. A happy burn that motherfucker to put it out of its misery.
Game stop would still resell this for $40
Jesus fuck. What did you do, take it into combat?
Rest in pieces.
Jesus man you should’ve given up on that one a long time ago
You abused that poor soul
What the fuck do people do with their controllers that get them this fucked up
May I suggest, anger management?
Do you have fucking blenders for hands?