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Wife gave me a note for her breakfast bagel order.
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Wife gave me a note for her breakfast bagel order.
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Ask a worker where can you find it
I think it might be an invitation to bed
Fuck you bacon means extra bacon
Tourettes in writing!
Ah yes the Fuck You brand Bacon-Chipotle sauce
Next thing you know, you’ll smack the person in front of you. Be careful!
Sir, this is Wendy’s…….
“Sorry read it as Fuck it” *hands over mashed up wheat bagel with egg white, avocado, bacon and chipotle sauce*
*Before* bacon?! Man nobody can concentrate on fucking *before* bacon when there’s bacon to look forward to! Bacon first, fucking after! Priorities, man!
Anyone else trying to figure out what the note on top of it said?
God forbid one egg yolk accompany, you know, bacon.
Every week my wife does the food shop. Every week I do the shopping list for her the night before. Every week I always slip in an inappropriate item like ‘blow job’ or ‘sexy underwear’
Me reading this:
Wheat bagel
Egg white
Avocado – damn Millennials putting avocado on everything
Fuck you – well that was uncalled for
Bacon
Chipotle sauce
I think she started asking for a healthy bagel then changed her mind about it halfway through.
Just pass it to the guy making it.
Does she want the “fuck you” toasted?
You said something to her while she was writing that list, and I want to know what
Barista: “sorry sir, we’re all out of fucks today”
Can I get a fuck you
So what’s the logic of not having egg yokes? Especially since it has bacon and avocado.
This order is an abomination. Wheat bagel? Egg whites?
She offered a bit of entertainment for you making her breakfast. How thoughtful.
She seems nice.
Could have many meanings.
1. What I want – Eggs, Bacon, [to] fuck you
2. Or it’s meant to be a joke as in
Shop worker: “Hello Sir, what would you like?”
Person: ‘Hi, I’d like Eggs, Bacon, Fuck You..’
Shop worker: “Excuse me?”
3. Or she is directing it at the reader, potentially got in an argument with them while writing it and wrote it (most likely for jokes)
As someone that just broke up with their girlfriend this weekend; this here is relationship goals and I hope one day I can have someone that loves me so much they can write something like that on a note somewhere to make me chuckle and smile. Hold her tight and cherish her!
She throwing out hints, maybe
Can i have extra fuck you please
I donno… if that is her to do list… you rank above bacon!
i would 100% say fuck you to the cashier by accident
I’m told for every woman who won’t have sex with you, there are 3 that will eat a bagel off your dong.
So she’ll fuck you halfway through the bagel. That’s hot.
That must be a super secret menu item.
Leave out the bacon on purpose and substitute with wet pickles.
Dope handwriting though.
And THAT is how I got the Bagel Lady pregaraunt
Lmao I hope you read it out loud
Gotta shove your dick in the bagel hole now. She demanded it.
>proceeds to serve her the bagel… impaled on some extra meat…
That’s MY wife’s handwriting
“Babe, I got fired from my job at the bagel factory. I stuck my dick in the bagel slicer.”
“WHAT? What the hell happened?”
“She got fired, too.”