My grandfather served in Korea. He said the battles were nowhere near as terrifying as trying to teach farmers who had never seen a car before how to drive stick shift. He received a Purple Heart due to a bumper to bumper accident with trainees.
Dude I went to high school with was a combat instructor over in Afghanistan and he told me about this kind of thing happening while training. “They’re not getting it or they just don’t fucking care”
Most of those trainees were high on hashish. Theres a video of a soldier complaining that they’re all high as fuck and couldn’t even follow simple orders.
This has to be a game or a joke . No military is that bad
Afghan army unmotivated and high on Hashish. Mostly poor uneducated village folk or delinquents being steered away from criminal lives.
Fr though, if somebody lacks that much hand eye coordination, they shouldn’t have a weapon
We spent trillions of $ to teach them jumping jacks for 20 years. No luck…. In the end we had to leave cause we run out of money.
Special forces
Put some motown on, It’s in the rithum man.
The dude clapping his hands tho 😭
Lol he just gives up on that one guy.
Don’t worry bud, I would too.
This is why when things say military grade, I ask who’s military are we talking?
I wonder what role childhood sport etc plays in bodily proprioception. It mostly makes me said, because everyone is struggling
PE wasn’t part of the school curriculum!
They’re all high…
i now understand how the Taliban took Afghanistan back so quickly.
POV: you are on 500 ping
These are the people who respond on Reddit giving advice on how to do jumping jacks..or substitute in whatever sub topic you’re on.
My grandfather served in Korea. He said the battles were nowhere near as terrifying as trying to teach farmers who had never seen a car before how to drive stick shift. He received a Purple Heart due to a bumper to bumper accident with trainees.
Reminds me of this scene from The Amazing Race, when one of the challenges involved marching with a Russian army regiment (in less troubled times):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sImdUqv2ZJs
This is like watching drunks do the DUI tests.
I’ve seen this video before and I’m going to repeat my comment: I teach beginner dance classes and this is accurate.
Isn’t this Afghanistan or something? No wonder their army folded like a paper plane to talibans
Ladies and Gentleman I give you the Afghan Army.
They are probably high as fuck. I know when we were trying to train the afghan national army, they were chewing on opium
This is the reason why it took us years to pull out of Afghanistan.
I just realized that they’re all fuck ups
This is why the Afghanistan national army folded so quickly
Russian soldiers in Ukraine
This is what $1.3T of your tax dollars looks like. That’s the joke.
Because afghanis do nothing but opioids all day
They are all high as fuck …
“It’s like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a door knob out there”
-Patches O’Houlihan
Dude I went to high school with was a combat instructor over in Afghanistan and he told me about this kind of thing happening while training. “They’re not getting it or they just don’t fucking care”
4 trillion dollars later…..
After watching this I’m not sure I remember how to do a jumping jack
Afghanistan’s finest
Id bet against them in battle
I am having trouble wrapping my brain around how fully grown military personnel haven’t ever done a jumping jack!?
As a Marine who was over there. There is no helping that part of the world. It was a waste of lives.
This is like 80% of the ANA… These dudes are more retarded than GME apes.
Most of those trainees were high on hashish. Theres a video of a soldier complaining that they’re all high as fuck and couldn’t even follow simple orders.
Drug use was rampant so this probably explains this.
No wonder they collapsed as soon as the big boys left
Middle school gym be like
This why the Afgan army failed
Opium & Hashish.
This is why certain countries are helpless and useless.
Ah, the jumping jackass, a move some say to master is a thing of legends
We spent 2 decades training these folk. What a clown shoe.
Canadians trying to build the leaf 🍁