I watched a 300+ lb tortoise make sweet, passionate, and noisy love to a large, smooth rock in his enclosure. We could hear him all over the zoo. He did a lot of gasping, too, even though his, um, *member*, was digging into the dirt at the base of the rock.
That is hilarious. I had a turtle who had a fake turtle in the tank. He did that, then threw her around and turtled her over when he realized she was fake
Sex doll?
I see he got the premium sex doll
I actually used to know a tortoise like this one and when they finish, they let out a groan that sounds **just like** an old man busting a nut
Let the guy finish…yeesh!
😂
Let him have some fun
He don’t care, just as long as he gets his
Tortussy
hahaha
The one on the bottom is bliss
It puts the sand in the hole or it gets the big green weenie…again.
Is this how my ninja turtle figures were made?
It’s the eye contact
Say my name! Who’s your flatty?
Well let him keep going, the flatty’s grinning and seems to be enjoying it.
Sir, you appear to have a tortoise on your back… doing things.
Hey, they’re both having fun…
They both are enjoying it
They made a noise like an elderly guy cracking a nut.
Don’t spoil his good time. Just let it slide. Homie doesn’t need the negativity in his life.
Let him have his fun.
Definitely not me
Why ruin the fun everybody’s having a good time
Gotta say, the sand box turtle looks happy. 🤷🏻♂️
^aaa
Play on playa!!
Leave him alone. Clearly the other tortoise is happy.
I often wonder how animals manage to reproduce at all. I once saw a video of a moose trying to mate with a statue of a bison.
No kink shaming
That turtle looks pretty young…
this is sandpit turtle
Let him carry on. She seems to be enjoying it….
Why tell him? He’s having a great time…
“Tell me what? Son, I’m 98 years old, ass this firm can only be a sex doll. “
*And that black shoe over there is next*
Some people like the big ones that just lay there silent
Terrapin Satiation
man’s getting more action than me
I watched a 300+ lb tortoise make sweet, passionate, and noisy love to a large, smooth rock in his enclosure. We could hear him all over the zoo. He did a lot of gasping, too, even though his, um, *member*, was digging into the dirt at the base of the rock.
That is hilarious. I had a turtle who had a fake turtle in the tank. He did that, then threw her around and turtled her over when he realized she was fake