“I think my dog is gay” has to be the best piece of unintentionally fucking hilarious dialogue to me because I fully didn’t expect something like that to be an actual line in the game.
Doktor: Perhaps. But first you need to take a DOOMP.
Raiden: I… Wait, what?
Doktor: A DOOMP? A digital-optical output mounted proxy. You’ll need one to interface with the terminal.
If there is anything I have learned in my travels across the Planes, it is that many things may change the nature of a man. Whether regret, or love, or revenge or fear – whatever you believe can change the nature of a man, can. I’ve seen belief move cities, make men stave off death, and turn an evil hag’s heart half-circle.
This entire Fortress has been constructed from belief. Belief damned a woman, whose heart clung to the hope that another loved her when he did not. Once, it made a man seek immortality and achieve it. And it has made a posturing spirit think it is something more than a part of me.
> “Definition: ‘Love’ is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope… Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.”
What a save!
What a save!
What a save!
Drunk Shephard: Hell yea, put more of the stuff..in the thing..that the stuff goes in
Wrex: Shepard?
Shepard: Wrex?
Grunt: Shepard!
Shepard: Grunt?
Wrex: Shepard!
Yeah … mass effect 3 had some deep dialogues lol (but serious, Citadel DLC was really good)
I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee
“I’m John Halo and this is my combat evolved.”
People die when they are killed.
We’ll bang, OK?
Recently decided to play Fallout: Tactics again.
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“I think my dog is gay” has to be the best piece of unintentionally fucking hilarious dialogue to me because I fully didn’t expect something like that to be an actual line in the game.
Bt 7274: Protocol 3: Protect the Pilot
Jack Cooper: BT!!! NOOOOO
“This line hits hard”
Fallout has a lot.
My all time favorite would probably be…
“they asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.”
Imma punch you so hard even a Devil May Cry
“I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGHT!”
It’ massin’ time!
“Welcome to the borderlands! 2!”
All your base are belong to us.
Doktor: Perhaps. But first you need to take a DOOMP.
Raiden: I… Wait, what?
Doktor: A DOOMP? A digital-optical output mounted proxy. You’ll need one to interface with the terminal.
RDR2: “Somewhere out there is a tree whose sole reason for existing is to replace all the oxygen you steal. Why don’t you go find it and apologize.”
Give it to me, your dark soul
“I AM THE SKELETON KING” – Leoric, the skeleton king
As a member of r/Skyrim
“Do you get to the cloud district very often?
Oh what am I saying, of course you don’t!”
“We’ll BANG, ok?”
Reapers affected your mom?
“That’s a straw, Tali.”
If there is anything I have learned in my travels across the Planes, it is that many things may change the nature of a man. Whether regret, or love, or revenge or fear – whatever you believe can change the nature of a man, can. I’ve seen belief move cities, make men stave off death, and turn an evil hag’s heart half-circle.
This entire Fortress has been constructed from belief. Belief damned a woman, whose heart clung to the hope that another loved her when he did not. Once, it made a man seek immortality and achieve it. And it has made a posturing spirit think it is something more than a part of me.
it appears you are maidenless
“I am mario and you’re princess Beach” – Sam, death stranding. I love this game but this line tho
I’ve got the need. The need for speed. Speed needer – Need For Speed The Speedening
Theres always death before the stranding. – Sam Stranding – Death Stranding
KOTOR 2
> “Definition: ‘Love’ is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope… Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.”
“hey you, your finally awake”
Blood. I hope this is not Chris’ blood.
(Resident Evil)
“Die, Monster! You don’t belong in this world.”
We’ve finally found it. The skies rim.
“Every soul has its dark” – John Darksoul
Mother Miranda: It’s Me Ethan! I’m the Resident Evil!
I like how most people didn’t get the joke
„The orcs have arrived. Time to use all our experience in the craft of war”
I have 2 number 9’s a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip a number 7 2 number 45’s one with cheese and a large soda
Stay a while, and listen.
Hop: “So what are you? Some kind of Pokémon Sword and Shield?”
“Now you’re thinking with portal 2”