See, when you remove sugar from your diet, you must replace it with something or you’ll go back. Nine out of ten dieticians recommend you replace it with zoophilia. Zoophilia, sweeter than sugar, none of the calories.
They’re AI generated. Some company out there has figured out that people who click on these ads are so low-functioning the content of the ad doesn’t even matter.
Ever since I quit sugar 10 years ago, I’ve been plowing this bear. I guess I have to start plowing wolves now. Got to keep up with the age chart. Hey, I don’t make the rules.
Tbf I love this pushback against sugar compared to the bullshit science proposed in the 70s about how fat was “bad for you” and the following decades of low fat, high sugar foods. However I don’t think that homoerotic furry-adjacent imagery is the way to go to mark sucrose as dangerous to health…
Does the lack of sugar cause you to make out with various dangerous animals? Is it a form of suicide because your craving for Little Debbie is too much and you just can’t go on?
I’m really confused about what’s being sold with these images? Am I not supposed to eat sugar, or am I supposed to be in a cross species relationship? Or, is the “special bond” this is insinuating a byproduct of eating no sugar and super muscles? Is this what’s being pushed in 2024 with “love is love” stuff? This is not the future I was promised in the 80s! They said we’d have flying cars, and space vacations! Not confusing ads about sugars and fuck jumps…
Hah. I rarely eat any refined sugar and I assure you none of that is happening.
These ads are everywhere and are so fucking lame.
Please tag with NSFW if you’re going to post gay furry porn
See, when you remove sugar from your diet, you must replace it with something or you’ll go back. Nine out of ten dieticians recommend you replace it with zoophilia. Zoophilia, sweeter than sugar, none of the calories.
Yo go black! By 55 ?
Without sugar your spirit animal wants to cuddle – what part is confusing?
They’re AI generated. Some company out there has figured out that people who click on these ads are so low-functioning the content of the ad doesn’t even matter.
The fucked up hand in the upper right picture gets me every time. Classic AI hand.
*20 fuck jumps*
I just noticed that the lion also has a super jacked bicep
Why does it look like those dudes are gonna fuck those animals?
So basically, your animal changes and your ultimate form you become a black guy with a panther? Makes sense. Wakanda Forever!
Sugar makes you less likely to try and molest an animal.
Idk wtf this is, but I also wanna snuggle jacked tigers/lions/bears.
Aside from everything else… why make age groups if you have the same training regimen for all anyway ?!?
I recently got one where instead of animals it was fruit… A buff 50 year old hugging a strawberry, buff 20 hugging an apple. Amazing advertising
Ever since I quit sugar 10 years ago, I’ve been plowing this bear. I guess I have to start plowing wolves now. Got to keep up with the age chart. Hey, I don’t make the rules.
Something something alpha Male
Why does that man and that bear hug like they will never see each other again and have gently come to accept that fact
Do you even kiss tigers bruh?
What has age got to do with it when all the workouts are the same?
Tbf I love this pushback against sugar compared to the bullshit science proposed in the 70s about how fat was “bad for you” and the following decades of low fat, high sugar foods. However I don’t think that homoerotic furry-adjacent imagery is the way to go to mark sucrose as dangerous to health…
They took the images from a beastiality dating app
The funny bit is that the body language of the big cats and the wolf shows them to be clearly pissed and considering eating their faces off.
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(on a side these muscles look genuinely disgusting. That is not how human musles look like.)
Wow, I can’t wait to get a pet bear just because I stopped eating sugar!
When grindr ads meet bestiality
Does the lack of sugar cause you to make out with various dangerous animals? Is it a form of suicide because your craving for Little Debbie is too much and you just can’t go on?
I’m really confused about what’s being sold with these images? Am I not supposed to eat sugar, or am I supposed to be in a cross species relationship? Or, is the “special bond” this is insinuating a byproduct of eating no sugar and super muscles? Is this what’s being pushed in 2024 with “love is love” stuff? This is not the future I was promised in the 80s! They said we’d have flying cars, and space vacations! Not confusing ads about sugars and fuck jumps…
It’s thinly-veiled gay erotica with a semi-transparent covering of denialism.
I really need to stop eating sugar. I can’t wait for my giant alpha woodland creature friends to hang out with me for cuddles and hugs.
That bear looks super fukin cuddly though.
The homoeroticism (zooeroticism in this case?) in allegedly “masculine” ads is off the charts.
From workouts to guns… it’s bananas what people will fall for.
“BUY THIS GUN BECAUSE ITS A PENIS. YOU HAVE NO PENIS. PEEEEEEEEEEEEENIS!!!! RARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!”