Lmao I’m 5’3….I have step stools all over the house. People build cupboards and shelves without us short people in mind. Although I almost never need to duck.
I’m just about finished remodeling our master closet and I made my wife come in the closet while I was working on it to make sure that I put all the hanging rods within her easy reach. I’ve been adjusting most of the things throughout the house over the years to make it more short girl friendly. TBH she’s 5’4″ and I’m 5’9″ so we’re basically average to tall for the age of our house (built in 1970s) but why not customize?
Naturally a loving husband would place all the shelves too high for his short wife. He’d then place the TP on those shelves rather in a cupboard. 🤦🏽♂️
My mother in law is 5 feet tall and had her kitchen designed for her. Everything is lower, including the hood over the stove. Multiple people have poked their eyes out on the corner of the stove hood. My husband has had cuts and bruises on his forehead when he visits. I once tried to cook in her kitchen and it wasn’t pretty.
Idk, maybe store your toilet paper rolls somewhere down below (in a cabinet?) rather than stacking them up high at eye level and out in the open as if they’re a prized decoration. Or if there’s really no better storage option, get a foldable foot stool.
short wives having short short kids
Lmao I’m 5’3….I have step stools all over the house. People build cupboards and shelves without us short people in mind. Although I almost never need to duck.
Your pure evil!
So “Overhead Jenga!”
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So it’s like living with a normal sized wife but you get to keep your toilet paper on a shelf instead of in a cupboard?
5’1” female. 10/10 can confirm this is 100% accurate.
I only have my shelf to blame
I’m just about finished remodeling our master closet and I made my wife come in the closet while I was working on it to make sure that I put all the hanging rods within her easy reach. I’ve been adjusting most of the things throughout the house over the years to make it more short girl friendly. TBH she’s 5’4″ and I’m 5’9″ so we’re basically average to tall for the age of our house (built in 1970s) but why not customize?
I see the doorknob has been lowered too.
Naturally a loving husband would place all the shelves too high for his short wife. He’d then place the TP on those shelves rather in a cupboard. 🤦🏽♂️
Can confirm – I am a short wife at 4’11.
Why did I think your toilet paper was stored in your shower?
Yeah, but remember: good things come in small packages!
Count your blessings! She could just leave you stranded.
I’m only 5’9” but my wife is 4’10.5” and yes the .5 matters. Lol
There are stools everywhere and it take 5 minutes when we swap vehicles.
/r/titlegore
Also what it’s like living with a Jenga world champion.
Meanie putting the looroll up so gigh
That tissue looks soggy – humid rooms high up is a bad place to store it unless you like rubbing moldy paper on your bum.
My mother in law is 5 feet tall and had her kitchen designed for her. Everything is lower, including the hood over the stove. Multiple people have poked their eyes out on the corner of the stove hood. My husband has had cuts and bruises on his forehead when he visits. I once tried to cook in her kitchen and it wasn’t pretty.
Idk, maybe store your toilet paper rolls somewhere down below (in a cabinet?) rather than stacking them up high at eye level and out in the open as if they’re a prized decoration. Or if there’s really no better storage option, get a foldable foot stool.
It looks like you are trying to punish her by putting all the tp out of reach.
Hahaha, but speaking from experience myself, it makes hiding things pretty easy.🤣
It took me a while, but the paper stays dry in the shower 😀
My husband is 7.2, he has a hard time living at that height, his poor head is in constant pain
If you were a good husband / tall wife you would put up a lower shelf immediately!
– sincerely, a cranky short girl.
Can someone explain what I’m looking at and how these weirdly stacked rolls of TP on a shelf in a shower has anything to do with the title?
Thats funny…
Same story with a wheelchair user: single
Honestly it would be fun to turn this into a game. Sort of like jenga but with toilet paper rolls
I’m 5’1 and just use step stools
As a short man I find this hilarious and relatable.
How does this relate to height? I don’t get it.
Toilet Paper Jenga! Seems fun!
Lool
Am i the only one wondering how two rolls are holding three rolls packet on top of it. Does physics not work in bathroom??
Bro, install another shelf for her. Idk why she hasn’t done that herself already.
Tip: carry her in your breast pocket so she can feel protected while following you on your everyday adventures
Has she tried to kill you yet? For putting the toilet paper out of her reach, I mean.