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I was a naughty little nasty freaky boy😈
It’s hard to move quickly with your hands on your dick.
When you miscalculated the dosage and the rohypnol wears off too fast
You asked her “grab hold of my neck with a grimace on your face”
Hard work, planning, and a little bit of luck.
Got her Doordash order to her too late
She asked for protection but I didn’t have enough money to get a condom so I told her to become a prostitute so we could get money to buy a condom and then have a night together.
Necrophilia
Asked her to step on me
Watching a bad ASMR video
Her reaction to being asked to step on you.
She went through my phone
Just wanted some augar
Flyswatter
I forgot our anniversary
Craigslist ad gone wrong
Tinder date…
you hate the irs so much you had sex with her husband ( because he was irs manager )
I took a wrong turn in Albuquerque.
I touched her wiener
I only wanted a nice cup of tea and a place to relax and thought this place will provide it.
I wore the wrong hat to tea time 🫖
I posted in fds
Saying that she is not the first hot tall woman from a game that was popular on the internet.
I’m a horrible husband that can’t recognize when my wife is replaced by an entirely different person.
I found her dilly and used it on her daughter
Got caught sniffing her panties.
9gag brought me here
I didn’t pay for WinRAR
When she says to get off before 2am because you have an early day with the family, and it’s 4:30..
My finger blast game wasn’t tight
She enjoyed the shocker but hated the spocker
Woke up next to her wife.
I asked her day was
She payed
she found the used panties collage I made and I didn’t use glue once :] :]
I call her ma’am
I swiped right
I didn’t do laundry
Lied about my girth.
Said her daughters had bigger milkers
I got anchovies on the pizza
Karen when she wants to see the manager asap
I slept with her daughters
I said Overwatch is just R34 TF2
I messed up her daughter?