I have to keep reminding myself I’m nearing 50 now and have to stop referring to hot older women as milfs and cougars because people look at me like a pervert. There isnt a damn thing that’s changed internally though. I still have the mentality I did at 21.
Just watch out not to get jumped by Cougars…
One!? They usually run in packs.
Wait, so there really ARE milfs in my area?
Even Better: It says MILF**S (plural)**, so there must have been another digit next to the ‘1’ that fell off like the other missing letter fragments.
Well, we ran out of E’s. What do we do, boss?
I have to keep reminding myself I’m nearing 50 now and have to stop referring to hot older women as milfs and cougars because people look at me like a pervert. There isnt a damn thing that’s changed internally though. I still have the mentality I did at 21.
Dont get old my dudes. It sux
I need these coordinates NOW! pshh pshh
Not sure.. one MILF per FAP?
Cougars sighted in area…
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