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What was the product
womb empty?..But why?
The hands-down gold medalist in the Leap From “Here Is A Gift In Hopes We May Strengthen Our Relationship” to “Die Barren and Alone” Sweepstakes.
Broke the Cardinal rule of gift giving to female. Never buy any kind of clothing. It will be traded for something different or left in a closet never to be worn
>She said “eh?!”
Ah, so she was Canadian.
If she’s a size M it was bought as a “hint” he wants her to lose weight. Oh, and candy-apple red? That’s a bold choice, Cotton.
This isn’t for her, it’s a “look at my hot girlfriend” gift for himself.
As for his “stay single and childless” curse, she’s probably like, “Now, THERE’S a birthday present I can appreciate!”
A better curse would be “may she have triplets with an unemployable bubba with a drinking problem”.
She wasn’t “the one”, but she was “the chosen one.”
Why are height and weight stats displayed..
Some say she is for every single
Edible underwear is a terrible gift on the second date, *YEESH!*
Damn son 😭
Out of curiosity what was the product?
What was the product?
I have given up.on woman kind 😆. Everyone assuming he some kind of misogynistic pig because he is from India. Dude just had his heart broken and is venting harmlessly into the internet.
I bought a really hot ex a gift card to Victoria’s Secret… After which she promptly dumped me. (Not saying one led to another, just the way it flowed.) Anyhow, I was salty for a bit (maaaaaayyybe even as salty as this review) that some other guy got to enjoy that Victoria’s Secret gift card, but thems the breaks.
Who gifts something that’s 65kg and 5’3 on a chance? Also what was it?!!?
Went from 0 to r/BlackPill real fast there
Fun fact: the product was a double-ended 17″ vibrating CockZilla 3000.
I can’t be the only person who initially thought “how is there a 62-64 kg candy apple?!?”
Did everyone else also read this in a thick indian accent?
This is pretty funny
Are we worried about black magic or Amazon’s feelings? As long as he didn’t say it to her, I see it as harmless venting by a person who took a chance, miscalculated due to inexperience, and feels hurt. We all fantasize negative things we don’t act upon. Thank God.
r/suddenlygay
“OMG thank you!”
Edit: her, after his “curse”
Great, where can I sign up for that “curse”? And can I add an extra “punishment” of having a life full of cats?
WHAT WAS THE PRODUCT??
who…. who buys a girl clothes to try and start a relationship? how did you know her size and weight? so many red flags
Straight savage.
what was it!?
India