Instead of balloons you need to butter some toast and tape it to the back of the cat, butter side out. Then pick up and drop the cat.
Since buttered toast always lands butter side down on the ground and cats always land on their feet (physics) the paradox will create a perpetually rotating cat that never touches the ground.
The real question is why you already had a bulletproof vest ready for your cat to tie these bloons to?
….what goes on in this household…
Edit: Wait wait wait, actually that makes sense. So when someone goes to shoot the balloons if they hit the cat he’ll still be fine. I retract my previous statement.
Cats are actually the repositories of most of the missing Dark Matter in the universe, and supply much of Earth’s gravity; That moggies’ not goin’ anywhere, mate.
And would you, please, crosspost this to r/shittyaskscience.
You need more
Gatta do some math. A cubic foot of helium can lift .069 lbs.
I’m impressed you even managed to get *one* balloon tied to your cat
A cat balloon weight. Looks like it worked perfectly.
Instead of balloons you need to butter some toast and tape it to the back of the cat, butter side out. Then pick up and drop the cat.
Since buttered toast always lands butter side down on the ground and cats always land on their feet (physics) the paradox will create a perpetually rotating cat that never touches the ground.
But “UP” taught me it would work! Now you’re going to tell me the house can’t fly with balloons attached to it. Or that dogs can’t talk.
You need 190 standard 11″ helium balloons to lift a 5 pound cat. (2.167 l of helium)
https://www.omnicalculator.com/everyday-life/helium-balloons
Just spit ballin’ here but maybe after the cat poops it will be lighter.
That cat was meant to fly, set him free to soar over the clouds! Fly balloon cat, fly!
That poor cat looks like it puts up with a lot of shenanigans…
The real question is why you already had a bulletproof vest ready for your cat to tie these bloons to?
….what goes on in this household…
Edit: Wait wait wait, actually that makes sense. So when someone goes to shoot the balloons if they hit the cat he’ll still be fine. I retract my previous statement.
“Mother help me”
Awwwww poory kitty
“He’s in my spot”, Sheldon Cooper.
Cats are actually the repositories of most of the missing Dark Matter in the universe, and supply much of Earth’s gravity; That moggies’ not goin’ anywhere, mate.
And would you, please, crosspost this to r/shittyaskscience.
Should’ve done it outside with bigger ballons.
At worst there would still be 8 lifes left.
You need to add more that would never do it
That cat will remember this
I hope you don’t plan to sleep where the cat can reach you (forever)!
F for eFFort?:P
How disappointing
Oh, giant head in the sky, we give this shitty cat as an offering to you in hopes that you will spit out better kittens.
Headward, free now to rise!
The cat wakes up and is all like, “What the hell happened?”
I’m with Cat Protective Services. Hand the cat over.
gonna need about 275 more assuming your cat weights about 4kg
If cartoons have taught me anything it’s that you need to throw the cat off the roof for it to work
You’re giving up too soon.
How many stitches did you get?
Too much chonk
Cute kitty though. HappyHappyBirthday
