This past Wednesday I had lunch with my friend, Zander. We’ve been pals since 1999/2000 when we both worked as Pirates on the strip in Vegas.
Anyway, at that lunch, I was using the self-service kiosk at Shake Shack here in Burbank. The on-screen menu wasn’t working and I had to call over the dude to handle it. He pushed a few buttons and it was back up and running.
Then I continued on, and it got gummed up again.
Once again, he sauntered over and remedied the situation.
Lastly, the card reader was being a dick, so he came back for a 3rd time.
It was then that I referred to myself as ‘Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.’ He looked at me as if I was speaking Bulgarian. I realized that he is like 19-20 years old and will probably never know who Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer is.
Phil Hartman was a national treasure
This past Wednesday I had lunch with my friend, Zander. We’ve been pals since 1999/2000 when we both worked as Pirates on the strip in Vegas.
Anyway, at that lunch, I was using the self-service kiosk at Shake Shack here in Burbank. The on-screen menu wasn’t working and I had to call over the dude to handle it. He pushed a few buttons and it was back up and running.
Then I continued on, and it got gummed up again.
Once again, he sauntered over and remedied the situation.
Lastly, the card reader was being a dick, so he came back for a 3rd time.
It was then that I referred to myself as ‘Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.’ He looked at me as if I was speaking Bulgarian. I realized that he is like 19-20 years old and will probably never know who Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer is.
I lost it when he started talking to the jury. One of my favorite Hartman moments.
As a kid I missed the real joke that an unfrozen caveman would fit into our society best as a lawyer or politician.
Jack Handy is classic. If you like this read The Stench of Honolulu.
Happy Fun Ball!
Warning…
One of the best most quotable bits in the history of the show.
Holy shit, that’s where Gene Simmons came from!
There is one thing that I do know: We must lower the capital gains tax! Ahaha.
Someone saw the reference made on r/politics earlier