Ok, so, the apostle Judas, that “betrayed” Jesus, is actually a Peter. When he joined they were like, we already got a Peter, we’re gonna have to call you something else. They decided to call him Judas, BUT THERE WAS ALREADY A JUDAS TOO! Like, wtf, fr?
Lol…that’s a lot of autographs!
Really interested in who autographed it…
who signed it? haha
Yo mama’s so old…
Is it a mistranslation of Matt 12:39. “An evil and adulterous generation seeketh after a signed copy.”
Limited editions signed by Lucifer
Judas sold his autographed copy for 30 pieces of silver
>To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitious and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.
Wait…what?
LMAO!!
Nonsense, can’t hold a pen with the hole in hand.
“I made one night’s worth of oil last for eight with this one weird trick…”
Jesus *before signing my copy* : Spoiler alert I die in this book *winks*
I WANT MOSES’S AUTOGRAPH!
Ok, so, the apostle Judas, that “betrayed” Jesus, is actually a Peter. When he joined they were like, we already got a Peter, we’re gonna have to call you something else. They decided to call him Judas, BUT THERE WAS ALREADY A JUDAS TOO! Like, wtf, fr?
Audiobook. The author is reading.
So where’s the funny part
The original black book
To judas from your pal Jesus, keep hanging in there
Hope you like the update-
King Jimmy
But it’s smudged he left handed