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This Valentine’s Day window display at a South Brooklyn pharmacy 
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This Valentine’s Day window display at a South Brooklyn pharmacy
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Maybe they just know their customer, and this is a great example of being connected to the community! Also hilarious.
“Look, the way I see it, we’ve got 3 optional endings for this date!”
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know if you’ll get colon cleanse or sprayed in the fucking eye.
A colon cleanse or pepperspray. Which is more effective at keeping someone away if used in front of them?
I need instructions on the correct order of use.
Its a shitty gift.
Peppers pray. Planning a blind date
Do not accidentally confuse the pepper spray and the colon cleanse.
‘CNC play, in a box!’
You don’t wanna do butt stuff with an uncleansed colon.
Makes sense for Brooklyn
It’s called The Southern Belle round these parts and it’s actually a combo kit.
You pepper spray the asshole of your SO after they take colon cleanse. The wet wipes are for your eyes.
“Looking for peace this Valentine’s Day while you blow up the Olive Garden bathroom?”
I only need 2 of those 3 things
Clean yo ass and make it spicy!
Nothing say I love you Valentine like Colon Cleanser wet wipes
And a side of pepper spray!
You do you, boo!
Am I supposed shit before or after I pepper spray my Valentine?
For you and that special someone
Colon cleanse, wet ones, and pepper spray… sounds like one Hell of a party!!!
The date night kit.
Those are accessories for when you are going to use the Cologuard test. Two items are obviously useful. The pepper spray is for having to walk or ride a bus to a post office in Brooklyn to mail back your poop in the box.
Buys colon cleanse, sprays in the eye, buys pepper spray and sprays it in the colon.
Keeping it real
Gee I sure hope I get a colon cleanse for valentine’s!
Oh wow! They got all of my favorite kinks in the same place! Don’t judge me!