May 27, 2023 by i_amsancho [ad_1] This pumpkin is concerned about his future [ad_2] View Reddit by i_amsancho – View Source
I like this. It’s a natural setup. Not someone sticking googly eyes on the squash. May 27, 2023 at 8:14 pm Reply
“Wait, it’s not Halloween season. Of fuck, I’m getting turned into pie, aren’t I?” May 27, 2023 at 9:43 pm Reply
Me and Frosted Flakes. This can’t be good. This is not going to be my forever home. May 28, 2023 at 12:01 am Reply
“Fuckers are going to gut me, fill me full of Frosted Flakes and a candle, and leave me on the front f’n porch..,..” May 28, 2023 at 12:02 am Reply
Man I miss frosted flakes. But it shoots my blood sugar up to 500 mg/dl :'( May 28, 2023 at 1:44 am Reply
“Time for your lobotomy, Jack!” (One of my favorite Calvin and Hobbes lines) May 28, 2023 at 1:49 am Reply
It thought it found its forever home until they rolled by the pumpkin pies May 28, 2023 at 1:54 am Reply
Dr. T. Tiger is a new resident, nose buried in a textbook nervously pouring over the procedure for how to properly perform a spinal tap. It’s his first time and Pumpkin can tell. May 28, 2023 at 2:47 am Reply
Pumpkin: Hey man, thanks for inviting me to the concert tonight! What band is playing again? *Mayonaise starts playing* Pumpkin: May 28, 2023 at 2:48 am Reply
One by one he watched his friends get carted away, never to be seen again. May 28, 2023 at 3:10 am Reply
Well, he’s probably not too many days away from having a gaping hole cut into his head and having all of his guts removed with a spoon. May 28, 2023 at 3:44 am Reply
As my 5 year-old nephew and I carved my pumpkin today, I swear I heard him say, “That’s what happens to snitches.” May 28, 2023 at 3:46 am Reply
Tony the Tiger looks worried for him too
It’s the Grief Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
I like this. It’s a natural setup. Not someone sticking googly eyes on the squash.
“Wait, it’s not Halloween season. Of fuck, I’m getting turned into pie, aren’t I?”
Shoes are still on – he will be fine.
T.M.N.P.
Shouldn’t have walked down the aisle with the pumpkin pies…
It’ll be lobotomized soon.
The band is called “Timid Tony the Tiger and PANIC PUMPKIN”
Me too pumpkin… me too
R/paredolia
Me and Frosted Flakes. This can’t be good. This is not going to be my forever home.
“Fuckers are going to gut me, fill me full of Frosted Flakes and a candle, and leave me on the front f’n porch..,..”
And that kid is giving him the finger.
The Great Beyond is bullshit!
That pumpkin has seen some shit
And so he should be.
I’d be too.
He’s about to get smashed.
He saw Sausage Party
r/Pareidolia
“Then you put it *where* to mid-forearm?!”
Me too, pumpkin
Man I miss frosted flakes. But it shoots my blood sugar up to 500 mg/dl :'(
“Time for your lobotomy, Jack!”
(One of my favorite Calvin and Hobbes lines)
It thought it found its forever home until they rolled by the pumpkin pies
That pumpkin has the classic “Oh my gourd” face…
Especially since it’s only May
The Orange M&M bigger brother of another mother?
Does anyone know if Halloween is coming up soon?
Hahaha
The kid’s response to the worried pumpkin is pretty stellar.
Spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well
Tony the Tiger is reading the paper
it’s going in the microwave!!
Dr. T. Tiger is a new resident, nose buried in a textbook nervously pouring over the procedure for how to properly perform a spinal tap. It’s his first time and Pumpkin can tell.
Pumpkin: Hey man, thanks for inviting me to the concert tonight! What band is playing again?
*Mayonaise starts playing*
Pumpkin:
Seedless to say, his concerns are valid!
Same, pumpkin. Same.
Use the right pronouns, it is an object. Use “its” future.
Hi, Lisa! We’re going to be in a pie!
One by one he watched his friends get carted away, never to be seen again.
“Hi, Lisa! We’re going to be in a pie!”
Step-Tony what are you doing back there?
Looks like a minion… BANANA!
Well, he’s probably not too many days away from having a gaping hole cut into his head and having all of his guts removed with a spoon.
As my 5 year-old nephew and I carved my pumpkin today, I swear I heard him say, “That’s what happens to snitches.”
Me too Pumpkin, me too.