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This priest soon realizes that it’s the girl’s first Communion.
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This priest soon realizes that it’s the girl’s first Communion.
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After sitting through thousands of boring Masses, I never considered catching a buzz from pounding communion wine. Might have made it more fun.
Priest has the face of when I see my girl chug a whole pint of beer in 1 go
CHUG
CHUG
CHUG
Seeing how she casually gulps the whole thing… That’s not her first rodeo.
Always loved the wipe-it-with-a-rag approach to Catholic germ care.
Damn. She really loves Jesus…
> good blood.
Do they drink out of the same cup? And does the next person drink what the other person didn’t finish?
I am kicking myself for not thinking of this before.
Side note; grew up in the Anglican Church. The communion wine was Manischewitz.
Do they still use wine at mass or have they switched to grape juice? Serious question. Raised Catholic, haven’t been to church in 20 years.
Drink all the blood of Jesus!
“The body of Christ”
“The blood alcohol level of Christ.”
The title weirds me out a bit since she’s in full first communion getup.
I do like how much he let her drink before he put a stop to it. Get that Jesus blood, girl.
MEGA PINT
“But that’s how mum drinks the wine”
I mean seriously though who hasn’t drank a pint of blood before?!
Im catholic, and as a kid this same old rag used to clean the chalice used by everyone grossed me out.
The girl just happened to be thirsty. The moment cut it off on her facial expression, She didn’t think there was anything wrong with that.
Obviously not her first drink of wine. Little lush.
It’s been a long week, okay?
“Mommy, aren’t you proud of me? I drank the wine just like you do at home!”
She never blessed herself
Looking back, sharing a chalice with an entire congregation is really really gross.
She’s going to be fun at parties.
She drank all of Jesus…
Drank like a whole Jesus
I am LIVING for the comments on this 😂🤣
Would have been great if she slamed the chalice in the floor screaming “ANOTHER”…
She knew. I grew up Catholic and, by the time you’re making your first communion, you’ve been watching it for 8 years and you’ve had months of classes. That girl was being naughty.
This is the equivalent of someone taking 6 slices at a work pizza party. Thanks little girl, now only 3 of us get to go to heaven.