Checks my database of customers… Holy shit.. I think this is a real person. I even have an address on file with multiple orders. No, I am not doxxing the poor bastard.
I sent my brother a Christmas gift from Amazon a few years back, addressed to Fucky McCockface. Shipper doesn’t care and the carrier probably got a chuckle out of it.
Your package has finally arrived!
The Fucktards have a vibrant history in our nation, sir.
“Please, call me Mitch. Mr. Fucktard was my father”
Oh Mitchell, what did you do?
Been working in logistics since ’08. This made me chuckle aloud.
My my my my Mitchell, what would your mama say
definitely drugs
Language dude.
Think that’s what you get when you give the customer service rep a hard time for an order or return.
How do we feel about Mitchell?
Of the Venice Fucktards?
Must be related to I.C. Weiner.
Mitchell Fucktard
Mitchell Fucktard
Ridin’ on a pig
Mitchell Fucktard
“Hey Fucktard, here is your package”
If I was the driver, I would make sure I hand-delivered the package just to see Mitchell’s face.
I bet you knew exactly which Mitchell to give it to.
How many Fucktards do we have working here?!?
(Yelling in unison) YO!!!
Who sent it?
Isn’t that Biden’s Secret Service code name?
This inspires me
is that the New England Fucktards ?
Obviously that is a fake first name.
His family built this country.
Mitchell!
He’s a sensible cop.
Checks my database of customers… Holy shit.. I think this is a real person. I even have an address on file with multiple orders. No, I am not doxxing the poor bastard.
Well, you heard the client. Deliver to Mitchell Fucktard.
Someone doesn’t like Mitchell.
What are you showing us for? Go find Mr Fucktard. It could be Mrs. Fucktards valentine’s gift.
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So, who in the office is Mitchell, and is fuckface an accurate summation?
I work with a Sacha Whore, he’s a pretty chill dude
I have NSFW blurred until I click on a post. Audibly groaned, for I am a Mitchell.
I sent my brother a Christmas gift from Amazon a few years back, addressed to Fucky McCockface. Shipper doesn’t care and the carrier probably got a chuckle out of it.
Looks like that came from the HR department.
Gaylord Fokker
“Great, how many Fucktards I got on this ship?”
f word is one of the most popular swear…
“Ugh, how many times are they going to do this…
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…it’s *MICHAEL* Fucktard. Get it right.”
He must have a lot of relatives, because I’ve known and meet a lot of them 😂
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Its so funny that they misspelled Michael. Twice!