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The matter is really coming to life! 😏
r/theyknew
Thie planet with a smell
Can I ask what is this book? It looks like one I had as a kid and have been looking for ever since.
I’m surprised those pages aren’t stuck together.
This made me fail NNN
Jab a brown magic marker into the center of the crease and that should make it completely accurate.
You’re looking at a nude planet.
George thicc 🤪
My solar system don’t want none unless you got buns, hun.
Why does that look 3d to me
They knew.
Damn Uranus be thicc
Thats a lot of gas
Everything reminds me of her
“I fucked a planet Morty”
Okay hear me out
r/theyknew
Did you know uranus has suffered a pounding so hard that it got tilted?
https://www.physics-astronomy.com/uranus-pounding-hard/
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I’m sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all..
Oh. What’s it called now?
Urectum.
Average person: “Hehe, yer-anus.”
Scientist: “Grow up, it’s yer-an-us.”
Greek people: “We invented it, its oo-ran-oos.”
That’s a great asset
Stepbook
r/dontputyourdickinthat
They knew what they were doing there
When you know, you know😏