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No it’s the prophecy…
No, it’s really bad photoshop.
Motherfucka you need to frame that
Your girlfriend wants a ring.
Yeah, I think its it’s meant to say get “a” “blowjob”
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
It’s telling y’all nasties to wash yo taint!
Not a misprint, just good planning. Got to keep your eyes on the road.
Actually, Confucius said, you won’t get “a head” if you don’t look ahead. Or was it Mother Theresa?
Nothings off the table after that Rick and Morty episode
I’m looking. I’m looking.
Bahahahahha
Somewhere there is a person writing fortunes with Confucius level wisdom. Track this person down and ghost write their book of proverbs.
Save this forever and ever.
Makes sense to me
Between the sheets really works here.
I checked outside, just in case.
Nah, that’s just the gloryhole TOS.
Looking to the side makes the other customers nervous.
well, yeah, its probably a misprint.
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that said, it works either way.
In bed
*vehemently staring in front of me with iron focus*
Mmmm… It is lost in translation!
yea
but that’s what she said