Out of all the most popular energy drinks they give you the absolute worst boost and the most violent down shortly after, while being the most expensive. They were the first popular energy drink on the market, so you’re paying for the brand and that’s it. You’re better than this, get like, a Rockstar or a Monster. Or anything really.
I can guarantee the guy guzzling Red Bull, popping testosterone pills, covered in Axe deodorant, and showing off his KY jelly collection is ***not*** getting laid
Only the top row for redditors and gamers
I’m glad they got a picture of a guy who knows he’s about to make a poor decision.
All the Rite Aides are no longer here.
Steel Libido is my stage name. At home I’m Rusty Trombone.
I’missing evax
Good for doing the seks
Missing viagra
Where are the ropes?
There’s a reason they’re going bankrupt.
Bro got the energy
Bold of them to assume I’m wearing protection. We’re raw doggin it tonight, boys!
I don’t know what you have planned for tonight, but count me out
Rite Aid trying edginess as it keeps closing stores. Let’s see how this strategy plays out.
I love this “May enhance…” on food additives or snake oil medics. I mean, a lottery may also make me a billionaire…
Nasty cheap lube. The good stuff is locked up somewhere.
Just missing the wine and ice cream for shame binging the night after.
Rite aid is going out business soon…..
Apparently alot of pharmacies are restructuring. But I miss the one we had. They probably have some in Florida in bigger cities.
Somebody’s getting some tonight
This endcap fucks
If done properly the next end cap should have “the morning after” selections.
Keep you sharp
Keep you hard
Keep you safe
“Hold on babe, let me pop in my multivitamin.”
*sniffs*
“Is that axe?”
“Like a can and a half.”
Everyone’s on board until they see the Axe.
Then they’re thinking that if they buy anything from that display they’ll be associated with the Axe Bros.
The extinction of this generation is a good thing.
Sex: [exists]
Some redditors: huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
Who needs condoms? lol
Don’t do red bulls, people.
Out of all the most popular energy drinks they give you the absolute worst boost and the most violent down shortly after, while being the most expensive. They were the first popular energy drink on the market, so you’re paying for the brand and that’s it. You’re better than this, get like, a Rockstar or a Monster. Or anything really.
Axe deodorant is an extremely effective birth control option.
“Do you have a condom?”
“No need. I have *AXE Bodyspray*”
Trojan > Durex
Very seldom does Rite Aid knock it out of the park. But this one’s good!
Is this why they’re on the verge of bankruptcy?
Instead I go to bed and let the morning begin a little later.
I can guarantee the guy guzzling Red Bull, popping testosterone pills, covered in Axe deodorant, and showing off his KY jelly collection is ***not*** getting laid
Weird I have the same setup next to my computer.