Don’t let your wife see that. She might take it for… eating purposes. October 8, 2023 at 12:35 am Reply
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Cucumbers have officially evolved to match/contend/emulate with certain methods of self pleasure. Men, you’re up. *looks down in dissapointment* October 8, 2023 at 11:11 am Reply
Looks like a fun Saturday night
Multitasking
U-cumber
Great, now your going to find nuns in your cucumber patch.
Damn, Mother Earth really is horny af for you
Does it also vibrate?
Looks like rabbits got into your garden
Nice
Surprised it’s not slimy
Nature uh….finds a way.
If you’re brave enough….
Don’t let your wife see that. She might take it for… eating purposes.
I ordered one of these cucumbers online. For my, uh, wife.
Did it come with the remote?
The Shocker
Cucumshocker
Wow, that’s a shocker
Pretty sure I seen that cucumber on AdamAndEve.com
Which side goes in the front?
Cucumber? I hardly know ‘er!
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I wonder which way round she’ll use it
Shocker
You know what this is for. Nature is calling!
I’ve seen this somewhere.
Need some Xiaflex for that bent cucumber
Wow, talk about 2 in the pink 1 in the stink!!
It went really well with my tossed salad
Fat in the pink, skinny in the stink.
Cucumber: “what is my purpose?”
OP: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Scan it. 3D print it. Put out a line of vegetable inspiref sex toys. Side hustle accomplished.
Next season do some carrots.
That one is for the missus.
My girlfriend had one of those but hers was purple
Number one seller at the farmers market
We-vibe.com
…and so, the sustainable sex toy industry was born…
Didn’t know Mother Nature had stock in Lovense.
Cucumbers have officially evolved to match/contend/emulate with certain methods of self pleasure. Men, you’re up.
*looks down in dissapointment*
One for the pink, one for the stink
Two in the pink, one in the stink.
So how was the cockcumber on your salad?
I’ve never seen a deppressed cucumber before
Two in the pink, one in the stink
What a shocker!
bet his wife’s happy
Benedict Cumberbum