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This adult male was found in Pompeii. This was his last pose before being covered in volcanic ash.
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This adult male was found in Pompeii. This was his last pose before being covered in volcanic ash.
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He’s also known as the “Pompeii masturbator”, but it’s possible that his arms and legs were bent due to heat.
If he was in fact masturbating as the ash clouds from the volcanic eruption rolled in (while knowing that they were incoming and he was doomed) the guy is a legend. If I was by myself at the time, I’d like to think I’d have had the presence of mind to go out the same way.
Also, u/repostsleuthbot (just making sure it’s not a repost)
Edit: nope, not a repost… https://imgur.com/a/wwrznzS
*More info:*
https://www.inverse.com/article/33772-how-the-vesuvius-masturbator-actually-died
https://www.complex.com/life/2017/07/pompeii-masturbator-meme
“That volcano just exploded and we’re all gonna die…better fap one last time.”
He died doing what he loved
‟Ah that’s hot, that’s hot.” – Citizens of Pompeii
If you are ever in a volcano remember to strike a funny pose, or pose your friends if they die first.
“Air guitar”
ashes to ashes, nuts to nuts
“Thanks to the volcano, we know everyday Romans had grey skin, were totally bald, and spent their time lying around inside their shockingly dusty houses.”
– Philomena Cunk
“one last bust before I turn to dust”
I always thought it was hilarious that everyone collectively agrees that this guy was jerking off, instead of, ya know, burning to death in agonizing pain and that just happened to be the last place the dude layed his hand.
We’ve got the same behaviour happening now, too. 🙂
A few years ago, everyone in Hawaii accidentally got a text message saying a nuke from North Korea was heading their way. In reality, that was a glitch from the emergency notification system. But for a few minutes, millions of people thought they were gonna die…
Researchers analyzed web traffic from Hawaii when that happened: the porn site traffic went up by something like 10,000% – so yeah, humanity hasn’t really changed. 😛
The First Redditor.
If you want to see something incredible and horrifying at the same time, check out this computer generated video of Vesuvius erupting and destroying the city. It was commissioned by the Melbourne Museum.
https://youtu.be/dY_3ggKg0Bc
Scary fact: not everyone at Pompeii was engulfed by the pyroclasm. There was at least one group of people who took shelter in a cellar and were entombed alive, one was even pregnant. They likely suffocated in pitch darkness.
This dude went out doing a face-melting air guitar solo, that’s metal as fuck.
This guy rocks!
Imagine this.
The world is literally ending as far as you can see. skys dark, lightning and fire erupting from the earth, toxic gases and ash sapping your strength as you run.. you finally run out of strength and seek shelter and collapse, with a hand on your lap.
and then, 2000 years later, you are found..and people go “hehuhehheh he died masturbating hurrurrrrreheh”
2 eruptions in Pompeii that day
Pose? More like how he fell over while being suffocated and burned to death
You know that this is cement and not an actual body? Pompeii was covered in ash and scientist kept finding air pockets. So thsy started pour cement in to see what the air pockets were. They were people.
Imagine you’re some poor bastard standing up, dick in hand, taking a leak as you do, when all of the sudden a wave of volcanic ash blows through your joint, knocks your bitch ass on your back, fusing your hand to your dick, encasing you in that position.
Now for all eternity, due to a Seinfeldian mishap, you’re displayed to the world as the poor lonely bastard who died having a wank.