I remember the first time seeing a Dead or Alive ad when flipping through mags at our grocery store as a kid… immediately thought I was about to get in trouble.
Back when I had a subscription to EGM and didn’t own any consoles. Just staying up to date on all the cool stuff coming out, reading the guides for games I’d never play. Such a fun era
I’m sure plenty of folks will leave horny comments, but I’m just concerned for that guy’s knees.
An hour or so kneeling like that on a stone floor and he’s gonna be hurting in the morning. Can’t the dominatrix at least get him some knee pads or a cushion or something?
If it was hitting right he’d be facing the other way so she could be aiming for his back or butt. Especially with him on his knees she’s at tremendous risk of hitting him in the face with that single-tail. Very irresponsible in my opinion.
Now, for being so wrong you’ll need to be punished…
Damn, upped the ante from an earlier post
Just like her.
God what I wouldnt give to go back
Gonna have to look up this game for research.
Ahhhhh! So THAT’S why I have that fetish.
I quite enjoyed Deathtrap Dungeon. The intro FMV was particularly memorable for some reason.
Ironically, Deathtrap Dungeon (the Fighting Fantasy book) is less sadistic than some other FF books, like Crypt of the Sorcerer.
“Razaak kills you if he wins two Attack Rounds in a row” MY ASS.
Awesome ad. Shame the game was awful
There were also the ads for battlecruiser 3000ad which almost made teenage me buy the game
I remember the first time seeing a Dead or Alive ad when flipping through mags at our grocery store as a kid… immediately thought I was about to get in trouble.
Fun fact: that’s a very young Kelly Brook.
There was a lot less to jack off to back then.
Gamings Attitude Era.
I remember this ad PC Gamer
Back when I had a subscription to EGM and didn’t own any consoles. Just staying up to date on all the cool stuff coming out, reading the guides for games I’d never play. Such a fun era
Not every teenager who saw that ad liked it, but those that did, liked it a lot.
Fromsoft ought to adopt this marketing strategy
Pretty sure I wanked off to this back in the day
This is the exact ad we talked about in class the other day lol
Oh hey! I owned that game. It was an early version of dark souls with 3d platforms.
Fuck that game.
Thanks for developing all my weird kinks 90s.
Didn’t shallow the dating pool at all.
Loved being a girl into gaming during this time and having basically all depictions of women being extremely sexualised
I remember this
Coke was definitely on the menu at EIDOS
90s ad space was a WILD fucking time
I distinctly remember jerking off to this ad in PC Gamer when I was younger
Right in the neuron activators.
I’m sure plenty of folks will leave horny comments, but I’m just concerned for that guy’s knees.
An hour or so kneeling like that on a stone floor and he’s gonna be hurting in the morning. Can’t the dominatrix at least get him some knee pads or a cushion or something?
First time seeing all these old ads but have to say they are great
Somewhere in the world this woman is living a normal mundane life with kids, going to soccer practice, attending PTA meetings.
I actually remember this ad! Haha
Wow a childhood memory was just unlocked. I would see this ad in EGM or Gamepro.
90s ads were wild you people grew up in a different world
Man, Eidos had no chill.
Fuck, I miss the 90s gaming magazines!
Tbh hits right for 34 year old me rn
If it was hitting right he’d be facing the other way so she could be aiming for his back or butt. Especially with him on his knees she’s at tremendous risk of hitting him in the face with that single-tail. Very irresponsible in my opinion.
Now, for being so wrong you’ll need to be punished…