It’s that horizontal mullion you have to talk to the landlord about cleaning. That accidental turn arrow is magical, or did you frame it like that on purpose?
This brings to mind a true story of how I lost one of my exes.
When I was young and dumb and managed a popular restaurant I was a typical service industry worker. Drinking, party drugs, etc. My then girlfriend was a dispatcher for emergency services and worked mainly the night shift. I cheated all the time (regretfully). I had a party one night where ecstasy was being passed around like candy. One of the women joined me in my bedroom where we laid in bed, played strip poker (or something like that) and did more drugs. I had a huge mirror at the head of my bed.
Anyways, after the party I cleaned the house, got rid of the evidence of the party, closed my curtains, and went to bed before my girlfriend got home. Well, when she got home she wanted to go for breakfast so she came into the bedroom, flung open the curtains and turned to me to talk. It was then I saw the horror on her face. She was looking past me to the mirror, called me a bunch of names and left. I looked at the mirror to see ass cheek marks, hand prints, etc.
Nice ass
this is 4 stories above a relatively busy street (10th & Peachtree in Atlanta). Someone likes people to watch.
Hm :/
im just trying to understand wtf they were doing. i could understand titty prints but how tf. that looks bent over like they were mooning people
Maybe it’s on the outside?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9hFRw5jeRQ
We live in a society
Or maybe they cleaned it with their ass?
‘You call that a pressed ham? Walt, hit the retaliate button’
This glass smells like ass
Just lick it, it’ll come right off.
That looks like the window from the last episode of Squid Games. Where they watch the guy freeze.
Dude worked his ass off maybe he missed one or two spots
OP just ran their finger through some grime. Zoom in, you can see the abrupt edge. Good farm tho.
Hmm. I wonder what happened there.
Those are some oily cheeks
It’s that horizontal mullion you have to talk to the landlord about cleaning. That accidental turn arrow is magical, or did you frame it like that on purpose?
Based off the street name ‘Peachtree’ this appears to be a Georgia peach’s booty 🍑
It’s not glass without the ass
Bro squished his dick and balls up to the window lolol
Ahaha a pressed ham
Tom Segura was there
Dang he had a giant ball sac
They probably didn’t clean the chair, bed, or a lot of other things in that room either. But that is probably all hotel rooms.
Good chance it was someone who leaned/sat on the glass and not actually sex
Is it a hotel room or your guest bedroom after your parents visit?
You just had to open the curtains…
It’s probably OP who smeared on the window.
That some strong-ass glass right there.
But…
I’d send it to the hotel management but what if they think it was you? Lol. They would have to take a buttprint to rule you out
Cheeks
This is a ridiculous stretch on funny
A bigger achievement would be to see that ass not on the glass – behind it
Same room the old guy was in from squid-game…I wonder….
The outside looks like in the last episode of Squid Game
Is that the room from Squid Games!?
Is it actually a…….. Buttprint Or whatever you can call it
Anyone else think this was a reference to the end of Squidgame
There used to be a crack in the glass there
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This brings to mind a true story of how I lost one of my exes.
When I was young and dumb and managed a popular restaurant I was a typical service industry worker. Drinking, party drugs, etc. My then girlfriend was a dispatcher for emergency services and worked mainly the night shift. I cheated all the time (regretfully). I had a party one night where ecstasy was being passed around like candy. One of the women joined me in my bedroom where we laid in bed, played strip poker (or something like that) and did more drugs. I had a huge mirror at the head of my bed.
Anyways, after the party I cleaned the house, got rid of the evidence of the party, closed my curtains, and went to bed before my girlfriend got home. Well, when she got home she wanted to go for breakfast so she came into the bedroom, flung open the curtains and turned to me to talk. It was then I saw the horror on her face. She was looking past me to the mirror, called me a bunch of names and left. I looked at the mirror to see ass cheek marks, hand prints, etc.
We never had breakfast together again.
Can anyone explain what is so funny about dirty glass?