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You know, the yuppies really do love their fruity cider.
And Phillip has risen from the grave.
It was the best of times. It was the end of times.
The Top Stories are hilarious.
How can we blame Europe?
I’m in the UK. This isn’t even satire.
In the corner it said someone tried to fry an egg on the pavement. I live in England and as I was walking from school I saw a broken egg on the pavement lol
Be careful with importing wind from France, because they will fart in your general direction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWBUl7oT9sA
Someone translate “99 with a flake” please. I’ve just figured out what “at sixes and sevens.”
‟Wasps can shit off” — truth no matter which side of the pond yu are on.
“Local idiot tries to fry an egg on the pavement. Dies.” Well, that escalated rather quickly.
But soft ! What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and it’s the fucking sun.
“bear Grylls eats entire Solero in one bite to show the maximum pain a Brit can feel”
I’m sitting here in Cornwall, every year when there’s a “heatwave” 27/28 degrees I think “Oooh It’s a bit sticky, perhaps I should buy a portable AC” then after two days the “heatwave” disappears and I forget all about it.
Now I really wish I’d bought one last year as its so uncomfortable sitting here. People living in flats in the cities must have it really bad.
I suppose they could spend hours pushing an empty trolley around Tesco’s though.
Can’t wait to go to London in… 5 hours
^in ^my ^defence ^this ^was ^planned ^like ^a ^year ^ago.
Well, at least the pigeons are on fire.
Wasps can shit off.
And Queen is letting her corgis use the cryogenic chamber.
Update from UK: we’re all dead
*Prince Philip to be sold for leather* actually made me gigglesnort
Brits: Okay, I think we understand why Americans like air conditioning now. We just didn’t know, okay?
I caved and bought air con. Best decision ever.
Yet when you bring up the reasons people can’t stop themselves from shutting down every issue with our society and how we’ve quite literally done this to ourselves.
“yOu CaN’t JuSt gEt RiD oF fOsSiL fUeLs OvErNiGhT” Yeah well you can’t grow food without water either, or feed livestock without resources. So guess we’ll just die then right?
“no one could have seen this coming” – everyone who watched and ignored it coming.
Don’t think of it as the hottest summer yet, but rather the coolest in the foreseeable future.
I remember going to Ireland for my honeymoon and it being a consistently beautiful sunny 70-80F while all the locals we talked to apologized for it being so unbearably hot and dry. Coming from a high altitude desert we found it highly amusing.
Not Nigella cooking Dalmatian without a Meecrowahvey
They had me at taps just produce steam, lmfao
Shorts and how your legs look awful
Im guessing British Bakeoff is doing chocolate and marshmallow scultures today.
Mentions Osbourne so this first appeared around 2014 i’d say.
Gonna go down to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for the whole thing to blow over.
Knew Brexit was a bad idea