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The Tooth Fairy is on a tight schedule, kid
The Tooth Fairy is on a tight schedule, kid
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The Tooth Fairy is on a tight schedule, kid
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Come here, let me take a closer look.
My dad, 1993.
That mom’s done that before
oh my god i didn’t expect that ending
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I lost my tooth in the playground at school and could never find it. I was depressed because I knew that no tooth meant no Tooth Fairy. I still got money under my pillow that night, though, and that’s when I figured out that capitalism is a scam.
Parenting 101
My dad did something similar with a Rice Krispy treat. My tooth was super loose and I didn’t want to yank it out so he kept offering me a bite of the Rice Krispy treat just to yank it out right as I bit down. It totally worked too.. tooth went flying into the carpet.
Had this done 3x actually preferred it best $5 I ever made each time.
My dad pulled one of my loose teeth out but at the exact moment he pulled he also smacked me in the forehead to both distract me and also help get the tooth out easier when my head went back. 🙃( I assume, anyway)
Better than my dad when he said he‘s gonna get his plier…
“dang it…”
*Pop*
“**AAAHHHH-**”
My parents gave us toffee or an apple to eat when a tooth was lose. They would NEVER just pull it out like that. We waited until the very end of the straw. So it was as least painless as possible. I thank them for that. This looks brutal
My dad did something like this to my brother when we were kids… except he used pliars… and the tooth was not NEARLY loose enough. My brother screamed and spit blood all over the couch… then was yelled at for getting blood on the couch… Childhood!
Lol my dad used to do this.
I dont get why people pull teeth like this. why not just wait for it to fall out on its own. I feel like this is dangerous kinda like how you arent supposed to pull skin off of a shedding snake, where you should let it come off on its own.
Therapy for trust issues incoming.
Who remembers string and door or string and car. -shudders- we so didn’t do this stuff with our kid.
Better ways: door slam, wire strapped to car, sledge hammer
r/perfectlycutscreams has entered the chat
Funny af!!
What gets me every time is the little squeaking noise when she yanks it lol.
Back in the 90’s Nerf guns were powerful enough to do the trick.
Arent you not supposed to do this, because of risks of pulling out the whole root?
He looked down right before she pulled.
I would never trust her after that
That shit sounded like it didn’t wanna come out yet
Then there is me whose tooth fell out while I was eating bread.
I actually let my dad use pliers.
I hated losing teeth, i still have nightmares about biting down on a wiggly tooth and the pain that comes with that. Thank goodness I’m done with that
This is the same kid from another post on reddit where everyone was ripping the dad for child abuse. This is also borderline child abuse imo. This poor kid is fucked.
Sometimes I feel like people have kids so they can have someone to be a cunt to
This belongs in r/perfectlycutscreams
Ahhhh i got goosebumps!! But she did that right tho, better than him anticipating it lol
Never had to get my parents to yank mine out, I liked wiggling them because it felt funny.
booo. Why do this?? All my baby teeth I lost after days of using my tongue to wiggle it. That oddly satisfying feeling of it finally coming out and just a tooth sitting in your mouth ….
I don’t know why as parents we’re so determined to get them out. They really do fall out on their own eventually.
Core memory unlocked
That was mean, and rude. That child’s probably gonna have trust issues for years to come.
My dad had this small set of shiny steel pliers, and those things gave me nightmares. I didn’t want those things in my mouth, but the alternative was a spanking.
The 80s were lit, y’all.
Wiggly teeth make me so uncomfortable. I get that feeling in my stomach and I tense up and sometimes gag. I can look at them when they are out, but I can’t handle them in there wiggling around like they have business doing so. Sometimes it’s just hanging on by a thread.
And the worst part for me is that I work in kindergarten. They show me with no warning. “Look Ms. Dyltra!” And as I turn to look they have their finger in their gaping mouth wiggling that shit as much as they can. I can’t even hide my disgust.
He would’ve hated my dad. Always tied to a heavy ass door and then SLAM!
Alright, time to try out my new pliers.
I quit breathing for a few seconds after watching this.
The best mom ever. Pull that sucker out when he’s not looking.
I tried that once with my first kid, didn’t pull hard enough, gum started bleeding, I started feeling woozy, “oh never mind!”.
Never understood this… It’s basically child abuse. If you just wait the tooth painlessly falls out on it’s own
We were at Disney World when my son’s loose tooth started bleeding everywhere. He was starting to get freaked out about it when my wife did the “let me see it” thing and just plucked it right out of his mouth. He didn’t even realize what she’d done until she showed it to him. Problem solved.
I came from a very abusive family, and I’m sorry, but this shit is abuse. Let the fucking teeth fall out in their own ffs.
As MJ once said…
“Fuck them kids.”