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The spirit of Chanukah is about overcoming by all means necessary. All we had was tin foil and weed and still came out victorious. Fuck you Romans. Pray that my joints burn for 8 days. Amen.
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May they burn bright!
Who can forget the irreverent Hanukkah song “Light this spliff?”
It was the Greeks, and those need to be in a straight line to be kosher.
Fellow jew, I salute your ingenuity 👍🏽
Chag sameach!
So that’s where Judah Maccabee got his strength from.
Can you put that out, please? I’m getting second hand Alzheimer’s from all that foil
Why does some of your tinfoil look like joint paper
Looks like a face hugger taking a hit.
They were Greeks (Seleucid Empire), but I’m still impressed.
Why is that ugly tin foil crab trying to steal your joints!?
It looks like you killed a tarantula and wrapped it up to keep it fresh
That’s the facehugger you get when an Alien implants into a roll of aluminum foil.
> Fuck you Romans.
They did give us the aqueduct.
Chronikah
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah!
But really, what have the Romans ever done for us?
intrepid youngsters discover Chronica once again
I thought you were going to say a cannabis plant looksa like a manorah in its branches,…. lol
Now that’s dedication
Sing it with me everyone: “David Lee Roth smokes the menorah”
Where’s the THC oil ? 😉
THE TANGERINE STARES IN ABJECT HORROR. IT TRIES TO LOOK AWAY BUT IT CAN’T
May they burn for 420 days, amen.
Aahhh. The High Holidays.
^((Yeah I know, I know. Wrong Holiday))
So, I asked my mother, who is a rabbi and also was at Woodstock, what she thought about the kashrut of this hannukyah.
Her rabbinic opinion is that this is a waste of good pot and therefore a violation of baal tashchit…