FYI never hold a Roman candle at the very bottom like that because every once in a while the last shot can shoot some exhaust gasses out the bottom and burn you pretty good…
This reminds me when we had Roman Candle Wars as kids and shot them at each other. Surprisingly no one got seriously hurt. Maybe some burnt clothes here and there. That’s the 80’s for you. You can barely buy sparklers nowadays. We had quarter sticks of dynamite. SMH
What is this thing in my hand?…. Oh it shoots fireballs!
What is this thing in my hand?…. Oh it shoots fireballs!
What is this thing in my hand?…. Oh it shoots fireballs!
What is this thing in my hand?…. Oh it shoots fireballs!
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Heart attack be like.. be with you in just a moment
*This brings back memories from my younger years…*
avada kedavra!
More of an “I have no idea what’s going on” vibe.
FYI never hold a Roman candle at the very bottom like that because every once in a while the last shot can shoot some exhaust gasses out the bottom and burn you pretty good…
This reminds me when we had Roman Candle Wars as kids and shot them at each other. Surprisingly no one got seriously hurt. Maybe some burnt clothes here and there. That’s the 80’s for you. You can barely buy sparklers nowadays. We had quarter sticks of dynamite. SMH
She’s literally flinching with every shot, though?
Looks like old school forgets between ignitions and is surprised every time🤣
I like how she never gets used to it no matter how many times it happens; she’s always a little surprised.
Her “that was awful” at the end is so precious
Turns to the crowd, “hey isn’t this dandy!” *phoosh* 🔥🔥🔥
Imagine making it this far and then losing an eye because of something this stupid.
I dare you to close your eyes and listen to this.
Nevil Longbottom while learning a new trick with his wand
My wife heard the woman’s moans and wondered what I was doing before noon. 😂
If I close my eyes it reminds me of those childhood years sleeping in the bedroom next to Grandpa and Grandma.
New ring tone
As soon as she whispers, “Yes daddy.”
Closed my eyes and played it again. Had a giggle
This is what it sounded like when I lost my virginity.
Me and your mother…
We used to have Roman candle wars back when I was young. We were fearless, and…….. fucking stupid.
If you hear the sound only…. My buddy thought I was watching something different..
Snape still got it.
“Ooh ooh ooh … that’s awful”.
WTF It’s like she’s getting shagged by me.
> aren’t afraid of anything
*visibly shits her pants every time it goes off*
What is this thing in my hand?…. Oh it shoots fireballs!
What is this thing in my hand?…. Oh it shoots fireballs!
What is this thing in my hand?…. Oh it shoots fireballs!
What is this thing in my hand?…. Oh it shoots fireballs!
….
I’m at work and people think I’m watching porn.
Her: Ohh… ohhh…. Ohhh…. That’s awful
Me: “That’s what she said…” 😏
My girlfriend thought I was listening to porn
I was laughing a little bit and then “That’s awful” killed me.
Each one is a flashback to the Somme…