Spent last weekend skiing Jackson with my sister and we really enjoyed the recent trend/resurgence of skiers drawing dicks in fresh powder on highly visible slopes after a snowstorm
This is called TTP, or time to penis, and is a real albeit humorous metric used to gage the danger of a game mechanic that allows for some kind of user generated content. You want to add a spray can to the game? That’s a high TTP. Destructible buildings? Low TTP.
Jesus Christ there’s a lot of blizzard simps in here.
D1 was good, D2 was great, D3 was not polished and was way too easy and it locked you out of higher difficulties til later on the game and it had a ~~bunch of loot boxes~~ pay to win mechanics. Immortal shouldn’t even be a thing.
I don’t have high hopes for D4 and I don’t understand why people pre purchase when you can get a game digitally after it’s come out and good reviews are in.
Canvas that big and you use so little.
>Hotfix: “Snow is removed from the game.”
Ah, I see you went with drawing actiblizzard’s management favourite weapon
First thing I did when I played RDR2 in 2018 was draw a snow dick. I get it.
Sinner’s Pass
Make a yellow one next
Don’t forget to sign your work
I think at this point we should all agree to stop being impressed by snow physics like this. It’s become pretty common.
Time To Penis: probably 10 minutes or less.
Impressive TTP
So, how is the actual game? Is it good?
Spent last weekend skiing Jackson with my sister and we really enjoyed the recent trend/resurgence of skiers drawing dicks in fresh powder on highly visible slopes after a snowstorm
So of course I sent her this image
preparation for what blizzard is about to jam up your arse with paywalls
nice try actiblizzy, i shall no longer fall for your trepadacious ways
Should have drawn a phone.
Just like RL!
Nice starforge logo
This is called TTP, or time to penis, and is a real albeit humorous metric used to gage the danger of a game mechanic that allows for some kind of user generated content. You want to add a spray can to the game? That’s a high TTP. Destructible buildings? Low TTP.
Noice!!!!!
Wait, there is a diablo 4? When did that happen?
Masterpiece
Nice prerelease ad
Did Blizzard pay attention to Mythic Quest? Did they plan for TTD and it “erases” after so long?
In the game industry, that’s called “TTP” – “Time To Penis”.
Imagine if they had some sort of picture recognition so if you drew a dick a blizzard covered your screen and it changed it into something memey.
Would be a funny easter egg.
Jesus Christ there’s a lot of blizzard simps in here.
D1 was good, D2 was great, D3 was not polished and was way too easy and it locked you out of higher difficulties til later on the game and it had a ~~bunch of loot boxes~~ pay to win mechanics. Immortal shouldn’t even be a thing.
I don’t have high hopes for D4 and I don’t understand why people pre purchase when you can get a game digitally after it’s come out and good reviews are in.
That takes me back to Mythic Quest 😀 some things never change. You give players a shovel and destructible dirt, of course they’re gonna draw d***s 😀
Don’t want to be a dick, but that’s a simply shader, not physics.
If you think that’s impressive, wait until you see the physics of microtransactions 👌👌👌👌
I didn’t realise they were still making Diablo games after “do you guys not have phones?”
It’s weird to see people getting excited for a gaming technology that has been around for over a decade.
Nice touch with the ice bolt out the tip.
Stay a while and cock draw
Assassin’s Creed 3 is the first game I can remember with snow physics like this.
The now physics isn’t unreal, it is Diablo 4 engine.