So if all the women left, would these dudes make a religion out of the magic coffee table? Like make sacrifices to them, pray to the Saints of the Magazines? Recite a Rosery to the holy trinity, The Table, The Remote and the Holy Beer?
Would they go to war with the other religions, the Church of the Basket, the followers of the Dishwasher and the Temple of Refrigerator?
This is fantastic, however, also a life tip for couples. If you are in a serious relationship or sharing a home with someone, set your expectations for cleanliness. If it helps, draw up a chore board with expectations for daily, weekly and monthly tasks. Whatever works for you, but dont just ignore it and expect your partner to know exactly what you want as everyone has their own limits for acceptable living.
My friend went to his first Medicare physical and one of the questions they asked him was “Do you have any trouble bending over all the way, like to pick up clothes on the floor? ” and he said “No, my wife does that”. The nurse asked if he really wanted that answer in his file and he of course told her yes.
One time I lived with my sister and I’m not a dirty guy but I’m not gonna clean something until it’s dirty so I’d clean the floors and all that stuff and I’d keep an eye out on the toilet because it needed to be cleaned eventually but it was always nice and bright white. Months go on and it was still clean so I became proud of my clean toilet that I never had to touch. Then a coworker was telling me a story that involved her cleaning her toilet and I bragged about my toilet that never had to be cleaned like it was magical. She then asked if I lived with a woman and I said yeah my sister and then she started laughing and told me my sisters been cleaning the toilet. I was in shock lol
I live in a small condo where we don’t have a management company and take care of our own stuff. This is how my neighbor thinks the grass gets cut and the driveway and walkways get cleared.
Not to take away from the funny but. This is exactly why you need to not pick up after your kids all the time. I see so many parents shelter their kids to the point where the kids never even see the parents clean or do any “adulting”.
Credit : Troy Kinne (on YouTube)
I have a magic coffee table, too!
I’ve seen this
Friendly advice to all the guys: learn how to cook properly, girls love a good cook
Boomer humor
Sometime I’ll see how far I can push this thing. And I just leave shit everywhere
No wonder why more and more women don’t want to get married
Oldie, but a goodie! Thank you, I needed this 🙂
Where is that savebot thingy, i just have to have this?
only men will under stand this myth of legend that’s why I didn’t know why this was here
Where can I buy both of those basket and table?
One rererererepost that is actually funny.
Lol
This guy is dead, and doesn’t know it yet.
Brunette Australian Drew Barrymore is tired of your shit!
how do i download this
what actually incredible and magical is her for being so patient NOT TO FREAKING KILL HIM because i with no hesitation would..
I forgot how much I love this one!
So if all the women left, would these dudes make a religion out of the magic coffee table? Like make sacrifices to them, pray to the Saints of the Magazines? Recite a Rosery to the holy trinity, The Table, The Remote and the Holy Beer?
Would they go to war with the other religions, the Church of the Basket, the followers of the Dishwasher and the Temple of Refrigerator?
Just too much fun thinking about this. 🤣
Women just don’t understand magic.
It’s an old joke in sketch form, but still well enough done.
This is great
This is fantastic, however, also a life tip for couples. If you are in a serious relationship or sharing a home with someone, set your expectations for cleanliness. If it helps, draw up a chore board with expectations for daily, weekly and monthly tasks. Whatever works for you, but dont just ignore it and expect your partner to know exactly what you want as everyone has their own limits for acceptable living.
I thought he was gonna do all the stuff in the house till she believes its true also meh … disapointed.
Love this
Pretty good
My friend went to his first Medicare physical and one of the questions they asked him was “Do you have any trouble bending over all the way, like to pick up clothes on the floor? ” and he said “No, my wife does that”. The nurse asked if he really wanted that answer in his file and he of course told her yes.
Love it!
“Are you insane?”
“No, wait. There’s more.”
This one’s right up there with “The Front Fell Off” for me.
Still funny
Oh God, the second hand embarrassment is real right now…
One time I lived with my sister and I’m not a dirty guy but I’m not gonna clean something until it’s dirty so I’d clean the floors and all that stuff and I’d keep an eye out on the toilet because it needed to be cleaned eventually but it was always nice and bright white. Months go on and it was still clean so I became proud of my clean toilet that I never had to touch. Then a coworker was telling me a story that involved her cleaning her toilet and I bragged about my toilet that never had to be cleaned like it was magical. She then asked if I lived with a woman and I said yeah my sister and then she started laughing and told me my sisters been cleaning the toilet. I was in shock lol
I live in a small condo where we don’t have a management company and take care of our own stuff. This is how my neighbor thinks the grass gets cut and the driveway and walkways get cleared.
Odd and not that funny
Not to take away from the funny but. This is exactly why you need to not pick up after your kids all the time. I see so many parents shelter their kids to the point where the kids never even see the parents clean or do any “adulting”.
Being a total asshole to your live-in partner is totally funny! The only way they could make it funnier is if he *beat* her! /s
The girlfriend is a great actress .
Or maybe she fell inside the laundry basket ?
Fuck this dipshit he is the least funniest most obnoxious prick who ever got his show cancelled. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
My wife mocked this non-fiction documentary.