Imagine how soft and warm her skin feels. Imagine the sweet smell of her perfume. Imagine her tenderly pressing her soft lips against yours. Imagine her letting you get on top of her and insert your penis inside her, softly moaning as it slides in. Imagine the walls of her tight, soft, warm pussy wrapped around every inch of your dick. Imagine her breathing getting heavier with every thrust. Imagine her wrapping her arms and legs around you, holding you as close as she possibly can and begging you to come inside her as you release every ounce of your thick semen into her. Then imagine the feeling of pure satisfaction and peace that comes afterwards, and looking beside you to see a person that cares about you and has accepted you in the most intimate way possible.
You will never get to experience this because your skeleton is too small or the bones in your face are not the proper shape. Buy some foot cream!
Used to work in advertising. If you want to get somebody’s attention for your desperate try to sell crap, the holy trilogy was: “Kids, tits or animals”.
That and a big starry price tag. Nothing else really worked.
In the UK, the cereal is just called “Goodbyes”.
Sigh…
*unzips*
[Credit: Adrian Gray Comedy](https://youtu.be/96Gh-yzQLDQ?si=g0UtKutZ0boL3qPJ)
The people who spend the time and effort making these things are heroes
The man who discovered sex sells what??
Imagine you are inserting your penis into a woman’s vaginal tract >.<
What’s up with these comments? Do Redditors require an ‘/s’ in post titles too?
Self aware YouTubers are what the world needs
The subscribe request at the end makes this gold.
“which is fortunately becoming less common. . .”
*ass*
damn it. now I need foot cream.
“Now associate that thought, if you will, with foot cream” oh my
I loved the first commercial
*Cheerios* : Sorry
Credits to: Adrian Gray Comedy on YouTube.
https://youtube.com/@AdrianGrayComedy?si=QbW6rnIY4lyVdAzV
“British culture of politeness”
Say what you want, but the advertising method works. I’ve been drinking Schmitt’s Gay for 30 years now.
That Cheerios ad sounds exactly like David Mitchell
Sales dropped to -6%. Lol
I read the title as The Man Who Discovered Sex Dolls.
This is real, and I fully support this level of educational content.
That was a pretty nice plug there on her end.
I swear, it won’t be for too long, some people will reference this as real.
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Imagine how a woman feels.
Imagine how soft and warm her skin feels. Imagine the sweet smell of her perfume. Imagine her tenderly pressing her soft lips against yours. Imagine her letting you get on top of her and insert your penis inside her, softly moaning as it slides in. Imagine the walls of her tight, soft, warm pussy wrapped around every inch of your dick. Imagine her breathing getting heavier with every thrust. Imagine her wrapping her arms and legs around you, holding you as close as she possibly can and begging you to come inside her as you release every ounce of your thick semen into her. Then imagine the feeling of pure satisfaction and peace that comes afterwards, and looking beside you to see a person that cares about you and has accepted you in the most intimate way possible.
You will never get to experience this because your skeleton is too small or the bones in your face are not the proper shape. Buy some foot cream!
I know this is a joke, but I very badly want that cheerios commercial to be real.
You may not like it, and That’s fine. Sorry if we wasted your time.
You dirty, radioactive dog~~~
I see no problem here. Cheerios should absolutely apologize for making anything not honey nut.
give credit clown, the video is by adriangraycomedy
Used to work in advertising. If you want to get somebody’s attention for your desperate try to sell crap, the holy trilogy was: “Kids, tits or animals”.
That and a big starry price tag. Nothing else really worked.
For anyone who is oblivious…this is a JOKE.