>Set 23 years after the original story which inspired it, The Machine finds Bert Kreischer facing familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father (Mark Hamill) when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster (Iva Babić) hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self (Jimmy Tatro) in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.
I genuinely think this is going to be very funny. I don’t think it’s going to be a classic comedy by any means, but I do think I’m going to go to the theaters and have a great time.
I heard he really smells
>Set 23 years after the original story which inspired it, The Machine finds Bert Kreischer facing familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father (Mark Hamill) when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster (Iva Babić) hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self (Jimmy Tatro) in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.
Sounds fucking amazing.
I’m watching this because Mark Hamill is in it. I love that man so much.
You had me at “Mark Hammil on speed”.
If I had a nickel for every movie based on a standup routine from the last year, I’d have two nickels.
At least this looks better than Easter Sunday!
Brent Krishna on the big screen!
This man really milked a single story into an entire career. Good for him.
Alternate name #69
“What happens at Tosche Station, stays at Tosche Station”
Hope Ryan Reynolds shows up in the post credits tease for Machine V Van
I genuinely think this is going to be very funny. I don’t think it’s going to be a classic comedy by any means, but I do think I’m going to go to the theaters and have a great time.
This looks like the dumbest movie but I’m definitely going to watch it.
Did I miss the memo on why everyone hates Bert?
this looks pretty funny, we need more dumb comedies these days
This actually looks like it might be really funny
>“Big friendly beach retard”
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> – Tim Dillon
One of my favorite quotes about this dude.
TIL that Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura are in fact, two different people.
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People love to shit on Bert but this look hilarious. Also a May release is a pretty big deal I think. The studio must think it’s really good
Might watch for a kool aid cameo
This just makes me want to see Mark Hamill in a Knives Out movie
The only thing I know about this man is shirt comes off and he drinks a gallon of fuckin Kool-Aid in the morning.
I can smell this movie
I thought we already had one cocaine bear movie?