Just to perk up all the retro boners here, she had an open relationship with her husband and was known to pick up guys while touring. She said she was into very masculine guys.
One time, Dolly Parton entered a celebrity look-alike contest in Memphis TN. She said there were five people trying to be Cher and five other people trying to be Dolly Parton. She was the first Dolly to be kicked off the stage, for not looking enough like herself.
The best story that I ever heard involving Dolly was on Dolly Parton’s America. She was a frequent guest on The Tonight Show when Johnny Carson used to host and she was always made fun of, but of course Dolly didn’t mind because it was always in good fun (as it turns out she and Carson were very good friends). So she goes on as a guest on night and decides to give Carson a joke back and when she said something back to him, Carson was dead silent because he didn’t expect Dolly to say anything like that to him making him dumbfounded.
She is an actual National Treasure, like, the sweetest lady in front of and behind the camera.
Huge Yvonne Strahovsky vibe here
Probably the last picture taken of her natural hair.
Just to perk up all the retro boners here, she had an open relationship with her husband and was known to pick up guys while touring. She said she was into very masculine guys.
She was a total smokeshow and remains a national treasure.
She’s a smokeshow. Still 🔥🔥🔥🔥😍
Wouldn’t think twice about it
Beautiful
Top tier human.
sienfeld has coffee & cars, Parton could have Molly with Dolly
Why do we love Dolly?
“I’m not offended by all of the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb … and I also know that I’m not blonde.”
oh gosh, so adorable😻😻😻
Such a babe
I just rewatched 9 to 5. She is a delight. I loved the sequence where she got high with her friends.
Damn
What the fuck did Jolene look like then?
Pre tattoos (urban legend)
How funny 5 minutes ago I was literary just watching the episode of The Orville where they play 9 – 5
looked unbelievable at the RRHOF in her black leather.
Sunshine personified! ☀️
Tumble out of bed
And stumble to the kitchen
Pour myself a cup of ambition
I love the song Jolene, but it is completely inconceivable that some other woman could steal Dolly’s man.
Hey has anyone ever noticed that Dolly Parton is kinda stacked
**Dolly Parton Pet Peeves** Top Ten list:
10. Accountants who don’t understand how much it costs to make me look this cheap.
9. Trying to play guitar with three-inch fingernails.
8. When the country declares my hair a fire hazard.
7. Confused Dali Lama constantly asking for theme park royalties.
6. You can’t get a wig repaired because Letterman’s got some kind of hairpiece crisis.
5. Rhinestone rash.
4. Whenever he visits my gift shop, Garth Brooks tries to shoplift stuff under that big hat.
3. Smartass emcees who introduce you by saying: “And now here they are, Dolly Parton!”
2. Whenever the Super Bowl is over, winner never says, “I’m goin’ to Dollywood!”
1. Nobody notices I’ve got a great ass, too!
Reading a Top Ten list on David Letterman.
> It costs me a lot of money to look this cheap
—Dolly Parton
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What a great lady!
One time, Dolly Parton entered a celebrity look-alike contest in Memphis TN. She said there were five people trying to be Cher and five other people trying to be Dolly Parton. She was the first Dolly to be kicked off the stage, for not looking enough like herself.
The best story that I ever heard involving Dolly was on Dolly Parton’s America. She was a frequent guest on The Tonight Show when Johnny Carson used to host and she was always made fun of, but of course Dolly didn’t mind because it was always in good fun (as it turns out she and Carson were very good friends). So she goes on as a guest on night and decides to give Carson a joke back and when she said something back to him, Carson was dead silent because he didn’t expect Dolly to say anything like that to him making him dumbfounded.
She and Weird Al are examples of what happens when fame doesn’t go to your head. No one wants to be a Chevy Chase.
The day we lose her will be one of the darkest days of my lifetime.
Beautiful lady inside and out
Seriously how hot was Jolene?
So, I’m not really a fan of country music, but how can anyone not love Dolly?
60’s and 70’s Dolly Parton, my oh my what a gorgeous woman. I also am very fond of 70’s Linda Ronstadt.
The only country music and musician that I like.
So the boobs were real?
Have to wonder what the hell Jolene had going on …
“You have to have lots of money to look this cheap”
“Dolly, how long does it take to do your hair?”
“I don’t know; I’m not there when they do it.”
Legend.
Damn. How hot is jolene then?
I’m a simple man. I see Dolly. I upvote
A national treasure