Wouldn’t surprise me if that was a pet anaconda. Looks really well fed and they were able to get a lot of footage to be able to slice everything together like that. Also wouldn’t doubt me if that Anaconda and that Caiman underwater weren’t even in the same river at the same time.
Nature documentararies that does things like shot 1: Anaconda, shot 2: Caiman – but then never a shot 3, with Anaconda & Caiman, and then still does some shitty narrative, that we never get confirmed by actually seeing what they are telling us.
That Caiman got scared because some huge diver was trying to approach it, dont fucking lie to me and make up some story. I wanna see nature, not “man imagines nature stories”. God. damn. that annoys me.
Getting crushed to death by a snake seems like a terrible way to go, suffocating while your bones and insides are being squeezed seems horrific. Apparently unwrapping a snake that’s tangled a person is really easy, I watched a video from a team in India where they explained that if someone is wrapped you can start by pulling the tail out straight and working it lose from there since snakes aren’t good at curling when they’re straight. They did an example and had this guy that intentionally let a snake constrict him out within a minute.
the footage of this nature doc only makes sense if the camera man was actively trying to get himself eaten
Second largest. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I’ll need to see it next to a banana for scale.
he don’t want none unless you got buns, hun.
But can it swallow Jon Voight?
How much snek is too much snek?
That was a nice edit from the snake body to the curving river. Editor. I see you.
So the world’s largest snake can breathe underwater for ten minutes and go months without food. Cool, cool.
Love seeing capybaras don’t giving a fuck about anything
“like otters and caiman” shows video of capybara and a caiman.
Caiman: “I sense a giant anaconda nearby; I must leave. Underwater human with metal and glass device unrelated.”
I saw a documentary with J-Lo and ice cube where they were way bigger
Wouldn’t surprise me if that was a pet anaconda. Looks really well fed and they were able to get a lot of footage to be able to slice everything together like that. Also wouldn’t doubt me if that Anaconda and that Caiman underwater weren’t even in the same river at the same time.
*My anaconda don’t, my anaconda don’t*
*My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun*
Nature documentararies that does things like shot 1: Anaconda, shot 2: Caiman – but then never a shot 3, with Anaconda & Caiman, and then still does some shitty narrative, that we never get confirmed by actually seeing what they are telling us.
That Caiman got scared because some huge diver was trying to approach it, dont fucking lie to me and make up some story. I wanna see nature, not “man imagines nature stories”. God. damn. that annoys me.
Getting crushed to death by a snake seems like a terrible way to go, suffocating while your bones and insides are being squeezed seems horrific. Apparently unwrapping a snake that’s tangled a person is really easy, I watched a video from a team in India where they explained that if someone is wrapped you can start by pulling the tail out straight and working it lose from there since snakes aren’t good at curling when they’re straight. They did an example and had this guy that intentionally let a snake constrict him out within a minute.
Awesome video!! I wonder what kind of schtick the snake found?
Would have been better if the commentary didn’t sound so robotic