Alex Cabot, by far, had the best lines in the series.
>I’M NOT OUT OF LINE AND I DON’T WORK FOR YOU. YOU WORK FOR ME AT MY DISCRETION. YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BRING ME CASES I CAN PROSECUTE, NOT ONES I HAVE TO **FIX!**
>Return that child to its mother immediately or I’ll charge you with reckless endangerment….
“In the criminal justice system, gay offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad of gangster rappers. These are their stories.”
“Wait, wait, wait– I’m not gay! Didn’t you hear what I said–he was GIVING me a blowjob!!”–heard during deposition of a police officer being sued for sexual assault after letting the suspect go free in exchange for oral sex.
No offense but the best scene in Law and Order is the homeless guy quoting the poem Torrents of Greed, from the first season. Also since I love to nitpick, this scene is from Special Victims Unit
Wasn’t there a politician accused of abusing a boy, and when confronted, he denied being gay. Then the reporter is like “I didn’t call you gay, that would be fine, I called you a pedophile.” I’m paraphrasing, but the point is the same.
I am not gay. I’m married to a woman. Sure, i fuck my buddies, but that’s normal, right.
Alex Cabot, by far, had the best lines in the series.
>I’M NOT OUT OF LINE AND I DON’T WORK FOR YOU. YOU WORK FOR ME AT MY DISCRETION. YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BRING ME CASES I CAN PROSECUTE, NOT ONES I HAVE TO **FIX!**
>Return that child to its mother immediately or I’ll charge you with reckless endangerment….
>well, I never!
>and if you drag your feet, manslaughter.
[Left4Dead version](https://youtu.be/LpoTaOz-fis)
“Oh, I get it. You mean like when someone drinks too much, or snorts cocaine, or bets the house on the ponies?”
Oscar nominee
“In the criminal justice system, gay offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad of gangster rappers. These are their stories.”
Saddest scene = ending of S06E23 🙁
I swear this scene always looked like an early 7th generation game to me.
More importantly, does he own a doghouse?
“Wait, wait, wait– I’m not gay! Didn’t you hear what I said–he was GIVING me a blowjob!!”–heard during deposition of a police officer being sued for sexual assault after letting the suspect go free in exchange for oral sex.
I just can not for the life of me figure out why he is rendered in CGI
Im not gay, hes gay; hes the one sucking my dick!
The only thing that would make that scene even better would be that, rather than the lingering with the violin, we just got a ~~tun-tun~~ CHUNG-CHUNG.
I read on Kotaku that it’s even better than Civ V with the Brave New World expansion!
it’s not gay if you say “no homo” first
Yeah, you got it, Ice.
The best one was years ago.
I forget the episode but its the Long Haired Brunette Lawyer.
The are discussing the case and how to prosecute. after some banter…
I think the phrase was , “Screw it! No deals, everyone goes to jail!.”
More like bi but Iced teas got the spirit!
[Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?](https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529)
“They’re having sex with other men. The kids call it ‘being gay.'”
I’ve seen this video approximately 800 times and it’s never not utterly hilarious. Just a perfect storm of absurdity.
The seriously dramatic music when telling someone they are gay 😂🤣
Do we know what episode this is from?
I really wanna watch it now.
I want to see the out takes of this scene. They probably had to shoot it 17 times because of the laughter.
No offense but the best scene in Law and Order is the homeless guy quoting the poem Torrents of Greed, from the first season. Also since I love to nitpick, this scene is from Special Victims Unit
No way, the best scene is in season 2. Two guys find a rape victim tied up in an abandoned basement and call the cops:
OLIVIA : “you two are awful suspicious, what were you doing down here?”
GUY: “I swear, I was just trying to help her!”
OLIVIA: “WiTh yOuR PeNiS??”
I can never watch this and not believe it isn’t actually something cut from GTA5. He straight up looks like a GTA character.
[Ice T has seen some shit] (https://imgur.io/gallery/9yGzq)
Bi erasure is real.
I see Law and Order in bits and pieces. My wife binges it on and off and I catch a few minutes when I go in ther but yeah, that’s the best I’ve seen.
This episode is when I learned about the “down low”.
“Now you’re gettin’ it, Ice!”
[Better than Civ V](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtHh9eVQ7oI)
Feels like something right after Conan pulls the Walker Texas Ranger lever.
False. This is the best scene from L&O (classic edition): https://youtu.be/9RP2GFWougQ
This is my favorite one (sorry about video quality) https://youtu.be/SxtpauiGxMk
My favorite scene was when they had two hackers using the same keyboard for double efficiency.
No, that would make him bi, if anything.
Wasn’t there a politician accused of abusing a boy, and when confronted, he denied being gay. Then the reporter is like “I didn’t call you gay, that would be fine, I called you a pedophile.” I’m paraphrasing, but the point is the same.