I’m in. It’s obviously just another schlocky shoot em up with a couple of famous leads getting asses in seats, but it looks like it’s shot with enough style to make it slightly more interesting than it’s contemporaries. Also, rated R is nice.
Hero who just happens to have super special military training? Righteous cause? Goofy dialogue? Wildly villainous villains? Crazy over the top violence and a ton of exploding of things that don’t normally explode?
I cannot beelieve this movie is actually a thing. I wasp not ready for it. I cant imagine thered be too much buzz around it tbh, cause that trailer stings.
Trailers can be misleading, but the fights scenes in this actually look like they’re shot pretty well. After how wasted Statham was in Expendables 4 I will take it.
I’m in a crap coverage area atm and only got as far as “I’m going to burn this place to the ground” but with that & Jason Statham I’m already convinced to go watch it.
Okay, so let me get this straight. Jason Statham was in a group called the “beekeepers”, and while he waits for an assignment (or he retired) he became an ACTUAL beekeeper? Is that what this movie is saying?
I mean, I’m still gonna watch it and probably love it.
Is it me or do they keep making the same revenge film over and over again since Liam Neesons taken. We’ve had everyone from Jeff bridges to Bob Odenkirk doing one now. I’m a mild mannered, retired ex agent trained to kill doing some menial labour job or family man when something bad happens i go on a killing spree. I mean I know how this will play out exactly.
I’m glad I got to see an entire movie in 3 minutes, they’re really cutting view times down nowadays. I was really hoping from the picture of him looking like he was made of bees it would be some sort of Freddy vs Jason thing, Beekeeper vs Candyman. Oh well maybe someday.
Looks terrible, but will be saved if it ends with Jason Statham whispering to the camera “And it was another great day, saving the bees”
I’m in. It’s obviously just another schlocky shoot em up with a couple of famous leads getting asses in seats, but it looks like it’s shot with enough style to make it slightly more interesting than it’s contemporaries. Also, rated R is nice.
Holy shit this looks so fucking dumb.
I can’t wait.
This is not a real movie, this looks like a movie in the grand theft auto universe
“OH, NO, NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY’RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!”
Did they put the whole movie in the trailer??? It looks like the whole movie is in the trailer…
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Hero who just happens to have super special military training? Righteous cause? Goofy dialogue? Wildly villainous villains? Crazy over the top violence and a ton of exploding of things that don’t normally explode?
Feels like old times. Let’s do this!
Computer scams, evil millennials, evil FBI, evil Washington DC, evil global finance, evil shadowy rich person?
jfc, this is Fox News: The Movie
Look at Jason Statham buzzin around and shit
When fighting the FBI guys at about 2:18 does he really elbow a guy in the top of the helmet and knock him out?
I don’t care if this is great or awful, Jason Statham doing his Jason Statham thing is getting a watch from me
I cannot beelieve this movie is actually a thing. I wasp not ready for it. I cant imagine thered be too much buzz around it tbh, cause that trailer stings.
Trent Reznor licensing Head Like a Hole for this is certainly an interesting choice.
Holy shit, that scamming call center is the most comically overdone job/place I’ve ever seen, it’s better than the “hackers” in swordfish even.
I guess they couldn’t have him travel to India and blow up a shitty building with a few cubicles.
OMG, so this movie is a wish fulfilment movie on the war against the scammers. Using the most random occupation as the vessel.
I only watched half the trailer as it looked like it would spoil the rest. Love it. Minnie Driver too!!
I bee right there!!!
Beekeeper 2… “He’ll Bee Back!”
Trailers can be misleading, but the fights scenes in this actually look like they’re shot pretty well. After how wasted Statham was in Expendables 4 I will take it.
A beekeeper beekeeper?
Lol, it looks like they tried to copy John Wick with Clair Huxtable instead of the puppy and a scam call center instead of the Russian Mob.
I feel like someone could make a pretty coherent Jason Statham movie just by using different movie scenes of his
I’m in a crap coverage area atm and only got as far as “I’m going to burn this place to the ground” but with that & Jason Statham I’m already convinced to go watch it.
What the hell accent is he trying to do?! Ha! JfC
Oh cool i wonder if Jasons getting a real character with like depth and stuff who is also into action violence.
*watches first 5 seconds of trailer*
Nevermind.
I’m here for Jason Statham kicking ass.
Looks stupid as fuck. I’ll see it opening night.
Is honey flammable? Apparently it is if pure. Had to google that after watching this.
Looks stupid. I’ll probably love it.
more Statham being a super secret bad ass working a normal job when suddenly something goes wrong? Sign me the fuck up
Okay, so let me get this straight. Jason Statham was in a group called the “beekeepers”, and while he waits for an assignment (or he retired) he became an ACTUAL beekeeper? Is that what this movie is saying?
I mean, I’m still gonna watch it and probably love it.
Wait, this is the new David Ayer movie?
Now I’m intrigued, especially to see Jason Statham in a movie were the action and fight scenes are actually well directed and edited.
Fuck you! It’s January!!!
God, this is so incredibly dumb. No rational person would watch it. Doing so would probably remove IQ points.
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Fine, if you’re going to twist my arm, I’ll go watch it. But I do this under protest.
Looks fun, but the call center should be in India. “MA’AM WAT ARE YOU DOING?? DONT CLIC ANYTHING!!”
This looks so fucking stupid.
I love it.
I hope there’s a sex scene where he says his favourite bees:
*Boo* bees.
I swear to god if any bees were harmed in the making of this movie…
Is it me or do they keep making the same revenge film over and over again since Liam Neesons taken. We’ve had everyone from Jeff bridges to Bob Odenkirk doing one now. I’m a mild mannered, retired ex agent trained to kill doing some menial labour job or family man when something bad happens i go on a killing spree. I mean I know how this will play out exactly.
The love of my life gave me that Bee!!
First time in a long time I didn’t make it all the way through a trailer. Man that looks awful!
This looks like the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen.
I am absolutely seeing it release weekend.
I honestly can’t tell if it’s a parody of all the action movies from 2020-2023 or just another.
A secret government organization know only as
“The Kingsman”
“Tenet”
“Avengers”
“Red Sparrow”
“The Old Guard”
“Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D”
“R.I.P.D”
And know “BEEKEEPERS” coming at you packed with action fight scenes and Bee puns.
‘GET TO THE CHOPPA HONEY, THIS IS GONNA 🐝 WILD”
I’m glad I got to see an entire movie in 3 minutes, they’re really cutting view times down nowadays. I was really hoping from the picture of him looking like he was made of bees it would be some sort of Freddy vs Jason thing, Beekeeper vs Candyman. Oh well maybe someday.
Start with random new base plot. End same old action recycled shit.