For those downvoting, there was a twitter post of a woman complaining that white people not minding the rain was a trait of their supremacist lineage, I’m just joking that this guy must be Hitler then.
Apparently that’s not his first rodeo. Although it’s possible that he never experienced the wrath of a wave hitting him uncontrollably against a rock while frantically trying to find a grip and get out of the water. I have. It’s a very scary and painful experience.
In other news, a local man was swept out to sea today. Efforts have been made to locate his body but so far, we only have video footage of him acting stupidly.
He’s officially 132% wet
In Nature terms, that was a gentle kiss.
His friend, who gives even less of a shi*, already got washed in and is walking along beside him on the sea floor
What doesn’t kill you makes you colder!
And then your Honour…. The rogue wave struck and he was just gone.
this is reddit, you can curse here
That guy had a lot on his mind. Last thing he needs is Mother Nature giving him grief
Wife: “Welcome back dear, was it raining outside? You’re soaked!”
Man: “Nope”
Wife: “But… what happened?”
Man: “I just went for a nice walk. That’s all.”
Wife: “But it didn’t rain!”
Man: “That’s right.”
Wife: “Then… I’m so confused. Where did you go?”
Man: “By the sea”
Wife: “Did you fall into the water”
Man: “Nah, don’t be silly.”
Wife: “I give up. Coffee?”
Man: “No thanks, I’d rather have some water.”
Whoa check that body language. Dude gets douched by a wave and doesn’t even react.
Clearly a white supremacist.
For those downvoting, there was a twitter post of a woman complaining that white people not minding the rain was a trait of their supremacist lineage, I’m just joking that this guy must be Hitler then.
What the fuck is that sound?
Apparently that’s not his first rodeo. Although it’s possible that he never experienced the wrath of a wave hitting him uncontrollably against a rock while frantically trying to find a grip and get out of the water. I have. It’s a very scary and painful experience.
Michael Myers’ beach vacation!
Shortcut is shortcut
When it’s Sunday and Chick-Fil-A is closed.
That right there is a surf fisherman, I guarantee it.
This is the way.
“Siri, why do women live longer?”
There is no goal. There is only the way!
That’s the clearest squatch video I’ve ever seen!
Sasquanch
“He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will. He once killed three men in a bar… with a fucking pencilfish!”
“When you’re going through Hell, keep going.”
—Winston Churchill
This is definitely a metaphor for someone, something, somewhere.
I feel like this about life lately.
Theres a lesson to he learned here… somewhere
Big foot is real!!
In other news, a local man was swept out to sea today. Efforts have been made to locate his body but so far, we only have video footage of him acting stupidly.
Yep… Split, Croatia. Just doing our thing. Living the stress free life