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“Oh no, I seem to have STOLEN THIS BOTTLE OF COKE, I hope no one catches…” August 7, 2022 at 10:45 pm Reply
Her pimp’s name is Upgrayedd. Spelled with two D’s for a double dose. August 8, 2022 at 3:28 am Reply
“What do you for a job?” *looks off into middle distance “I’m a Police Prostitutor…” August 8, 2022 at 8:00 am Reply
Better options than many kids unfortunately do have in certain countries! (looking at counties where kids are sold, forced to marry or other abuses happen to that poor souls! ) August 8, 2022 at 10:40 am Reply
This only encourages theft
“Oh no, I seem to have STOLEN THIS BOTTLE OF COKE, I hope no one catches…”
The store is owned by A Pimp Named Slickback
I think it’s spelled Shoplyfters
You have to pay for what you stole somehow
/r/theyknew
Pressing charges becomes pressing up on the charges.
Oh that’s fantastic! I’m too pretty to go to jail.
Always believed DAs were pimps
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Don’t threaten me with a good time
I guess there’s a reward for shoplifting now.
Hell yes
Fair warning I guess.
That shops in Rotherham
What… you get hired to work there?
I’ll see myself out.
r/Engrish
r/funny on their way to post the most unfunny shit:🏃♂️
Don’t you threaten me with a good time
r/accidentalporn
Gave me a good laugh , thanks
How I met your mother
Well if you’re paying…
Wait what
I prefer the “Prosecuters will be Violated” sign but this is fun too
Is that a threat or a promise?
And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
Hey I’ve seen this video before
😏
This is the way.
Her pimp’s name is Upgrayedd. Spelled with two D’s for a double dose.
You have shops that sell empty used bottles?
Well, fuck me.
“What do you for a job?”
*looks off into middle distance “I’m a Police Prostitutor…”
This belongs in r/engrish
and enjoyed by management
Better options than many kids unfortunately do have in certain countries! (looking at counties where kids are sold, forced to marry or other abuses happen to that poor souls! )