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That’s a funny joke you have there Ubisoft. Yep, funny. (Far cry 3: Blood dragon)
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Foreshadowing of the future from 2013? Probably.
Blood dragon is awesome AND hilarious
That tutorial was genuinely hilarious (as it was the whole game).
It was funny for it’s time
Blood Dragon is the epitome of what DLC should be.
Somewhat tempting because the start of the game before the first autosave is kinda long.
[If this don’t work, you tell them I died for my country!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4UVqE2Tq9c)
What stood out more was when the MC comments how boring an early quest is. Like you know your game is boring to play enough to lampshade it and you still make players go through with this pointless busy work?
Still has my favorite button prompt of all time.
“Punch the nuclear reactor.”
That *is* pretty funny, though.
I just wish the game was longer.
Careful now, you don’t wanna look like a gatekeeping elitist do you? /S
This isn’t real right?
Sometimes I think Far Cry 3 was the last time I truly enjoyed playing a game.
I started playing this recently, it’s goofy as hell and I love it so much.
the games tutorial alone is worth everything.
Blood Dragon was the only video game to make me laugh out loud.
i never knew ubisoft made a game based of my memories.
This game is a masterpiece and needs a sequel.
One of the best tutorials
And then Ubisoft just…. leaned into it.
Far cry 6: island of death.
Story: a secret agent has to infiltrate and liberate a island controlled by a cultist despot. Who uses technology and religion to control the population. Make it a mix of enter the dragon, blade runner, and a shit ton of neon.
Better recompile the CPU.
Korean MMOs already do this. They are so fucking grindy they come with a bot built in.
Out of ALL the companies that would make fun of this. Its ubisoft…….
I’m still irritated when they promised another Blood Dragon title, and it was a freakin Trials game.
Blood Dragon is a gold mine for them. I feel like the studio all got high and brainstormed. Then this is what we got
Playing itself sounds kinda entertaining. I would watch a TAS of this game
Play the game for us? We at least finish them sometimes.
Is this real? or just some aweshole design baked into the game?
Respect for ubisoft man they might be getting a bad reputation now but just wait and before long they’ll make another banger (far cry 3 was amazing 😀 )
Don’t let the tone of my post fool you, I love this game. Just haven’t played it for awhile.
Aye, yeah. All of the tutorial stuff was really funny though. It was prompt, prompt, prompt , etc though haha
Blood dragon. The worst thing of this game?
#STILL TOO SHORT
I got to what I think is the end of BD, and it kinda went into a boring ass “free the bases” mode. I was kinda high so I don’t remember the ending or anything but I think it just put me in an endless loop in case I didn’t want to stop playing yet. Does this sound familiar?
Ironic since that is basically what most Ubisoft Games do.
They fucking sell you XP and Goldboosters in fucking Singleplayer Games, so you can fucking skip their garbage Game as much as possible.
I hate playing this game because whenever you pause or check the map it puts you in a connecting to server screen that never goes away.
The team is passionate and has fun, the CEO’s are chodes.
Tutorial vi:” Move forward to walk. Walking can take you in many exciting directions. Running is like walking, but faster. To jump, jump!”
Protagonist: “God damn it, just let me kill things.”
Blood Dragon is by far my favorite far cry game. Tons of jokes and cheesy lines, including the protagonist using the same one-liner twice in row, getting caught out, and lamely trying to salvage things.
Now they have hits baked in every game with shitty mtx. Don’t want play the game with unnecessary grind pay now
Kobayashi, the competitive eater?
Probably the last good game they made and wasn’t even supposed to be a thing, just a joke and it turned out to be one of their best games. That first scene with helicopter playing the song from predator had me right then and there.
miss games like blood dragon and stick of truth. ubisoft suck now
10 years ago mankind peaked when this atrocity confused the plebs
It’s funny. But the day probably isn’t far away when that shit becomes reality