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That’ll stop them from stealing my Aveno soap.
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Until you walk in on someone drinking it.
*usage multiplies*
Erfff 🤮
What if the liquid inside the bottle increases…. 👀
‘Honey, why does the soap taste odd’.?
Jokes on you, they can’t read.
What if they mistake it for a depository?
Be careful. My grandfather put a sign on his watermelon patch that said’ “One melon in this patch is poisoned.” After a couple of days someone changed the sign to say, “Now two of the melons in this patch are poisoned.”
Grandfather plowed the entire patch under.
>Stealing intensifies
Butters’ Creamy Goo
Others will steal it and use it for different purposes…
Cum is great for hair and skin
Or encourage it!
Do you shake it vigorously to get it out?
You’d think…
They say cum is good for your skin and hair
Oh no
Well, since you’re a werewolf you could just eat their heart.
That’ll stop them from stealing my Aveno soap.
really depends on who “them” is.
Needs a MLP figurine.
Unless they are into that sort of thing.
Look at the mitts on this thing!!
Know a guy that owns a family type restaurant. He said old people will steal anything that isn’t nailed down. He had to stop putting jelly packs and sweeteners on the tables because they all would get stolen by senior citizens. He said they also steal spoons. Only spoons haha. So he stopped putting spoons on every table.
or will it?
Lmao
It can backfire as well… If someone deposit their cum in it
Or some others add to your collection and you’ll be getting a bukkake
She obviously didn’t watch porns.
The fact you mentioned a brand and capitalized rhe name makes me think ad but also it’s a picture of cum so I’m unsure
Jokes on you, I’m into that shit!
Then again they might start drinking it.
It’s not the cum bottle, but the purple nail polish that would steer me away.
If some does go missing you need to ask them some serious questions.
Really? I’m guessing that someone willing to steal soap is probably an illiterate fuck.
Really? I’m guessing that someone willing to steal soap is probably an illiterate fuck.
Will it though?
Jokes on you, I switched it out my cumm…
Aveno tests on animals.
So please be nice and wash with cum in future.
I know what several people are getting your over enthusiastic self for Christmas.
what if it ends up as shampoo and it ends up in the bathroom
O.O
“Who the fuck keeps drinking my soap?!”
Oh yeah, fine addition to my collection
You hope!
Hey man! I saw you were getting low, so I topped it off for ya. Your welcum.
Not if her name is Eileen😁😁😁
are you a man?