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US M?
Like a stack of tires
Yo momma’s so big this coats a crop top on her.
Featured next week on every NFL sideline!
That’s not a jacket. That’s a 2-Person Flotation Device.
Holy shit. Gimme 2 sticks and i can make a tent out of it.
When you glorify unhealthy culture
Fuck you, don’t body shame
She returned it after Taco Tuesday.
Nasty, not funny.
They’ve taken that promotional size jacket out of the window display in downtown Vancouver. Silly, it’s only for marketing and people got up in arms because it’s not available in their preferred size. Welcome to supply chain problems.
OP just zinged my mom real good. Kind of hurts a little.
That’s mad I know it’s made just for the display but as a 5’2” person I really want to try it on.
Size: LG (stands for Lizzo Gorlack)
is this for sale? Looking for a new home
is this in toronto?
i’ve seen this display before.
Oh thank goodness! It’s so hard to find a coat I can zip up! They never fit around my ass!
It’s like advertising “Lizzo Shops here!”
I wonder if it costs 4 times more than the normal jacket as well.
That’s not a coat, that’s a duvet.
It’s Goretex!
That would be perfect for a pregnant mom. Or a very tall man who doesn’t care about color.
r/absoluteunits
Your momma so fat they be interviewing her on channel six and you can still see her butt when you change to channel 3.
in the 90’s this would be seen on a skinny guy.
Zoe Saladana will definitely look like a marshmallow in that one.
One day my friends and I were walking by a shop that sold Hawaiian shirts. In the window, they had a huge shirt as a display.
One of my friends chuckled and said something like ‘who would wear a shirt that big?’
I told him this was a display item, huge sized so it could be seen from far away. He nodded his head in agreement.
Not 2 minutes later, a man passed us that was about 7 foot tall, and had to be 700 lbs, the biggest man I’ve ever seen, by far.
We both laughed about the serendipitous situation; deciding the shirt was too big for any human, then seeing a human that might wear that size…
Sorry I think you mistook the word mum with myself, I know because of how wide you are the language barrier gets confused and all
She said that’s nice but too bad OP’s mom will still be cold.
Ha ha I saw that n our local mall last week!
For The Michelin Mom?
She’s dead, I can tell yours though. She’s right next to me. Well she’s right next to all of us really.
The G size jacket, where G stand for “Great beast”
I thought this was some weird perspective. The coat is that big?
Too bad they still don’t make them in your moms size. She’s still too fat
this looks like the “discord mods, by balenciaga” shitpost.
Big ladies get cold too!
Wait is it really for a person? That’s truly astounding.
“Your mom” jokes are sexist and not funny.
The joke kinda falls a part when you notice that the arms aren’t regular human length. This is not a fat jacket, this is a giant jacket. And you know what they say about giant’s, right?
Anyway, thanks for the big dick compliment.