Whenever anyone talks about this I always reference how Dolly Parton lost in a look-alike contest of herself.
Lex Luthor even had an assistant running a computer program that used photo analysis to compare Superman’s face to everyone in Metropolis, and when the computer spat out “CLARK KENT IS SUPERMAN” the assistant went “That makes total sense” and then Lex fired her for being an idiot, as why would Superman, the most powerful being on Earth, demean himself by pretending to be a clumsy reporter.
Years ago somebody made a comic that revealed Superman as actually being evil. He was sent to Earth to commit evil, but when he got here he found that humans were so evil, he was practically a saint by comparison.
Those ppl are ded lmao
Omg
That’s what Homelander would do, and he doesn’t even have a secret identity
Is this how Injustice begins?
At least use a crater… Geeez
Kid: I’ll never tell!
Superman: They never do.
he’s like a cop that came from the hood to drop some knowledge and break a few ankles he isnt that bad
so thats what is on the dark side…
Wow, what if Superman was a bad guy and killed people? What an original idea! No one ever thought of this before!
Can’t leave evidence on the moon. Safer to chuck em into the sun!
Volcano seems simpler.
The K in Kent stands for this
2 men can keep a secret if one is dead.
Bad habits *die hard*.
The “lol” in this is cringe
he doesn’t even wear a mask or change his voice, of course everyone knows he’s clark, most are just smart enough not to let him know they know.
“Houston? We have a *serious* problem”.
He doesn’t even TRY to cover up his secret identity. The dude doesn’t even wear a mask!
Superman could just kiss him
I’ve never thought about it much but why does Superman need a secret identity anyway?
Whenever anyone talks about this I always reference how Dolly Parton lost in a look-alike contest of herself.
Lex Luthor even had an assistant running a computer program that used photo analysis to compare Superman’s face to everyone in Metropolis, and when the computer spat out “CLARK KENT IS SUPERMAN” the assistant went “That makes total sense” and then Lex fired her for being an idiot, as why would Superman, the most powerful being on Earth, demean himself by pretending to be a clumsy reporter.
This is a less creepy Blackburn, isn’t it?
Years ago somebody made a comic that revealed Superman as actually being evil. He was sent to Earth to commit evil, but when he got here he found that humans were so evil, he was practically a saint by comparison.
Couldn’t he just turn back time?
I love this, it honestly gave me a chuckle.
Sadly, this would totally fit into the current DCU grimdark version of Superman.
Superman could’ve rotated the Earth backwards a bit to turn back time.
This thing is getting down voted like crazy lol
Nah, he could just do [this](https://youtu.be/E2hXpc4n9cc) to solve Thai little faux pas.
Of course then he’d have to send Chris Hansen up to the moon instead…
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Reminds me of “The Stolen Costume” episode of The Adventures of Superman.
Total Omni-Man move
Lol.
Why not use the memory wipe kiss, from Superman II?
Technically he could have easily thrown the kid at the moon..
I saw that joke coming 238,900 miles away!
It’s funny, but far from what the real supes would do
If you squinch really hard, the k in the speech balloon looks like an asshole, wich is what Superman is portrayed here as
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Nah he’d just fly in the opposite direction of the earths rotation in order to turn back time. Still a lot of effort though
Ooooo, I want a sky burial on the moon!
Super man just yeeted kids at the sun if he needed/wanted to mad respect i would to if i could