Or, we can just not watch them. I probably only watched 2 of them. After that I was done and have ignored the rest. It doesn’t hurt me that they’re making more.
Stop going to see Jurassic Park movies and they’ll stop making them.
Since these movies are directly marketed to the 10-13 year old boy market and since they make up the majority of movie-goers, getting mad that Jurassic Park movies is just pounding sand. 10-13 year old boys will go see anything involving dinosaurs, and it’s hard to really blame them.
How about they make a *good* JP movie? There a definitely ways to make a movie based in its universe that can be good. I love the franchise, and yeah, currently it hasn’t been great… but it can be done.
They should make an entire movie based on Newman and call it Jurassic Park. Make it look almost like it has dinosaurs in the trailer but in fact the entire movie is him at his house for 2 hours working on making a can of shaving cream to hide things in it. Then the movie ends with him getting a new job and then it just shows him working at his desk working on a stupid password for his computer.
And that is my EXACT reason why I dislike all the Bayverse Transformers movies. Bumblebee was perfect in that it focused on character development, the growing relationship between human and bot, and overall story. Action and cameos came second. With ROTB I see the same mistakes Bayvse did.
It’s a bit weird to only decry adaptations in the same form of media. Couldn’t Jurrassic World also be described as an adaptiation, just like the video games or cartoons you suggest they should make instead.
Or, we can just not watch them. I probably only watched 2 of them. After that I was done and have ignored the rest. It doesn’t hurt me that they’re making more.
Stop making hour long video essays on consecutively billion dollar making franchises.
I have yet to watch one all the way through. I enjoy the memes, though.
Stop watching them. I did
Stop going to see Jurassic Park movies and they’ll stop making them.
Since these movies are directly marketed to the 10-13 year old boy market and since they make up the majority of movie-goers, getting mad that Jurassic Park movies is just pounding sand. 10-13 year old boys will go see anything involving dinosaurs, and it’s hard to really blame them.
Why the fuck would the studio [do that](https://movieweb.com/jurassic-park-world-movies-box-office-gross/#jurassic-world-mdash-1-672b)? I’m not even opening the video, this isn’t a mystery that needs solving.
How about they make a *good* JP movie? There a definitely ways to make a movie based in its universe that can be good. I love the franchise, and yeah, currently it hasn’t been great… but it can be done.
They should make an entire movie based on Newman and call it Jurassic Park. Make it look almost like it has dinosaurs in the trailer but in fact the entire movie is him at his house for 2 hours working on making a can of shaving cream to hide things in it. Then the movie ends with him getting a new job and then it just shows him working at his desk working on a stupid password for his computer.
And that is my EXACT reason why I dislike all the Bayverse Transformers movies. Bumblebee was perfect in that it focused on character development, the growing relationship between human and bot, and overall story. Action and cameos came second. With ROTB I see the same mistakes Bayvse did.
It’s a shit reboot when they didn’t need it…
It’s a bit weird to only decry adaptations in the same form of media. Couldn’t Jurrassic World also be described as an adaptiation, just like the video games or cartoons you suggest they should make instead.
The Virgin: Noooo Hollywood! You can’t just keep turning out billion-dollar movies for a household franchise! You need to write good scripts!
The Chad: Dinosaur go rawr.
I feel based being an avid dinosaur toy collector at least one or two years before JP1 came out.
I want them to remake Jurassic Park 1 but novel accurate. Make it R rated.
Maybe cut down on the Malcolm rants a bit.
Stop making movies with Chris Pratt
Thanks for the share! I worked really hard on this video so it’s nice to see it getting more attention over time.
Let’s just stop milking franchises to death… did I see another fast and furious movie, and a new transformers movie?
Yes please …
World has one objective, and is about making money, and the franchise is/was a success
Don’t even need to watch the video I agree with the title lmao.