The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one – I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that’s all I need…
***Oh I’m picking out a thermos for you….Not an ordinary thermos for you.. the extra best thermos you can buy, with vinyl and stripes and cup built right in!.. ***
Man, he was already old one year before i was born. What a legend
Talent man and woman.
He wrote the role in the movie specifically for her….
I love their song together, You Belong to Me, and The Jerk. Bernadette Peters is my time machine dream wife. Gotta rewatch The Jerk now
Nathan R Jackson. That guy sounds like a real asshole.
That’s the look of a man who knows his special purpose is.
That’s the look of a man who knows what his special purpose is.
I get it! It’s a profit deal!
I’m picking out a thermos for you!
The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one – I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that’s all I need…
Happy birthday Steve Martin!
More oil cans! They hate these cans!
“ he hates these cans!”
The new phone books are here!! The new phone books are here!! Things are going to start happening to me now!!
“You mean I’m going to be this color forever?!?”
The Jerk
What a great movie.. one crazy ass dude
I was born a poor black child opening f****** lines dudes a f****** legend
Pizza in a cup
“There are snails on her plate!”
“How do you handle the weightlessness!!”
Bring us some fresh wine, the freshest you’ve got. This years! No more of this old stuff.
One of the greatest movies of all time.
Still love this line:
“I think next week I’ll be able to send more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty has promised me a blow job!”
Has he always been old?
I’m hitchhiking!
How far you going?
St Louis, how far are you going?
To the end of this fence.
Okay!!!
“This is all I need in the world… And this lamp shade”
Pizza in a cup!
I cannot believe he’s only 34 in this picture!!
My name in print! Things are going to start happening now….
All thanks to the opti-grab.
Bernadette Peters caused a lot of new feelings to stir in the 11-12 year old mind of rksd, that’s for sure.
Fcuking awesome movie watch it whenever it’s on.
I’m gonna buy you a diamond so big you’ll puke.
***Oh I’m picking out a thermos for you….Not an ordinary thermos for you.. the extra best thermos you can buy, with vinyl and stripes and cup built right in!.. ***