Since Covid and masking I’ve noticed people are a lot more liberal with crop dusting. Even now with not wearing masks, it feels like people just started getting into a bad habit. Even had a sales associate at Indigio book store crop dust me when I asked for book help. She let one go in silence, said she needed to go find a manager and just disappeared, leaving me inhaling a toxic cloud of only god knows what has been fermenting in her gut all morning.
This looks like a perfect way to make yourself the target of any and all farts in the area. People who didn’t even think of weaponizing a fart would want to, after reading this sign lol
A guy had a “ I won’t fart if you don’t smoke” sign in his office. One day he ripped a big fart and the salesman he was meeting with just calmly lit a cigarette !
I got in trouble at work for farting in a customers vehicle right before giving them the keys. They complained about the stench and I had to come clean
Putin doesn’t care about your puny rules.
I want to know the backstory to this…
wanna bet there was some epic level crop dusting done in that place
I confess that I would like to know what happened there
It’d be hilarious if Eminem made a point of visiting the store to fart inside
I would not be allowed in the store
How do they enforce this? Even if they accuse someone, that person could just turn it on them with a “whoever smelt it dealt it” claim.
House of Pain would like to have a word with the manager.
Eminem walks in. Farts. Then leaves.
What if he forgets ?
Since Covid and masking I’ve noticed people are a lot more liberal with crop dusting. Even now with not wearing masks, it feels like people just started getting into a bad habit. Even had a sales associate at Indigio book store crop dust me when I asked for book help. She let one go in silence, said she needed to go find a manager and just disappeared, leaving me inhaling a toxic cloud of only god knows what has been fermenting in her gut all morning.
That’s not fair, if Eminem can fart in this store I should be able to too!
Who’s the asshole that fucked it up for everyone else!? This was the best place to fart. Smfh.
Cultured
Word to your moms.
You cannot tell me where I can and cannot fart !
Drop the bomb on ’em
I hope slim goes in there clutching a gas station BOMB burrito and does work.
+1 for unexpected Eminem
This looks like a perfect way to make yourself the target of any and all farts in the area. People who didn’t even think of weaponizing a fart would want to, after reading this sign lol
Oh hey it’s my wacky city this doesn’t surprise me lol
the fact that a huge portion of middle America is seemingly oblivious to the fact that Eminem has been washed up since like 2004 is kinda hilarious
this is the whitest sign i’ve ever seen
Airplanes are the worst.
The high population of vegans in Ashevegas! All that garbonza bean based food lol
eminem is cringe
r/terriblefacebookmemes
Oddly cringe.
A guy had a “ I won’t fart if you don’t smoke” sign in his office. One day he ripped a big fart and the salesman he was meeting with just calmly lit a cigarette !
Someone should get dressed up and as Slim Shady and go in there and just rip tons of super loud long farts. My name is….( fart sounds x20)
I live near Asheville, what building was this on, was this downtown?
Pretty sure that is Spare Chayng. The owner is a really nice lady.
crop dusting in a enclosed environment is not cool
I have a feeling Em could incorporate farts into his flow, and it would sound Awsome….
I got in trouble at work for farting in a customers vehicle right before giving them the keys. They complained about the stench and I had to come clean
give a little poot poot it’s okay
whoops, my cd just skipped, and everyone just heard you let one rip
Ok… I will stick to farting in elevator.