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Hope you left a great tip! This sounds like a life changing burrito. Where is the picture of the burrito? Getting hungry.
Note to app developer….character limits on special instructions field.
Life lessons by a burrito
Cheese me like it snowed in Idaho
*”I want to counteract the inevitable diarrhea with a solid wall of cheese in my colon. I’m just corking things up.”*
“Take an entire 5-pound block of cheddar and wrap a tortilla around it.”
Ok but, saying you want as much of something possible on an online order doesnt let the business charge you for it after its been paid for — unless they add on extra when you come to pick it up.
Even if you choose “add cheese” it might only be a 1.00 charge, but adding extra wont be accounted for.
It would be funny if they gave him no cheese at all.
Learn your place, peasant, you don’t ask..
^YOUBEG!
Do you think I want a messy burrito? No one wants a messy burrito.
Should have gone to Cafe Rio.
They want more cheese please! Extra extra cheesy.
This started to sound like a Bud Light Real American Heroes ad…
that burrito better come out looking like cheech and chongs giant joint
I want to see a picture of the order!
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Epic
Lost me at the romaine part…. Lettuce doesn’t belong in a burrito!
A $14 quesadilla?!
Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asada taco.
r/brandnewsentence
I once got an online request that asked for extra cheese and then followed it up with a “Thank you Daddy”.
You better believe I gave them the goods.
Well it aint slidin easy IF IT AIN’T CHEESY
I would give them an “I’m getting fired for this” amount of cheese.
OP got a burrito with no cheese. He didn’t realize Bane was his burrito man.
Whoever made this menu is pretty dumb
“I want you to give me so much cheese that you risk getting in trouble for it.”
If i saw that and worked there…I’d be like “I got you. I understand and I will deliver you to the Promised Land that you seek”.
Very expensive
Reminds me of a funny story. My roommate was going to subway and asked if I wanted anything. I texted him my order (a meatball marinara) and in it I said “Extra olives. Like a lot extra. However many they put when you say extra, ask for more. They’re always stingy with the olives.” Imagine my surprise, when my roommate returned with sandwich and there was like a full goddamn pound worth of olives on it. Inside the wrapper the sandwich artist had written a note that said “Call me stingy again, I dare you!”
Well jokes on him, I’m into that shit. That was the best meatball marinara I’ve ever had.
So we aren’t talking about “the good stuff?”
The “cheese technician” reading this: “fucking redditors.”
Sadly it was probably read by a 19 year old who only speaks in memes and slang so all that was for naught.
“whom” I hate that this is the one thing my brain focuses on in the entire text. I wonder if it’s a form of OCD. Running from the police after some crime with an insanely long sentence? “Stop! Whomever you are!” *stop and turn around* “Motherfucker… That is NOT how you…” *get tackled and spend the rest of the day picking donut crumbs out of the blood on my face*
Heard that
This is stupid and not even funny.
I read this like those old Budweiser commercials “Real men of genius”
The crazy thing is no amount of pharmesuitical drugs can compete with the serotonin levels that shredded cheese release
$14.95 for one burrito? That’s crazy!
cringe
I just hope this is the same idiot that posted something similar last year.
FFS, people don’t get paid to go through your idiotic comments. You are not amusing, you are annoying.